CCG’s Cave of Confessions

What? You must share (anonymous, you know) oh mighty mischievous one. It's only right.

...although the last time I did, people guessed it was from me in minutes... 🤔🤔🤔🤔 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have shared! More than one. But if anyone did suspect me on the untold ones? 🫣🫣🫣
Oh god no - @Chloe_Harper has some serious ... um ... yeah... she might scare people if she tells too much...
Now I really need to know!
 
“I bought a bidet a few years ago and I'm never going back. That's not a big deal, the secret is that I sometimes enjoy the sensation for much longer than is actually needed. So I'm saving paper, getting cleaner, and having a wonderful moment all to myself all at once.“
Is it really a moment to yourself if you’re messaging your poop friends about it?
 
“I bought a bidet a few years ago and I'm never going back. That's not a big deal, the secret is that I sometimes enjoy the sensation for much longer than is actually needed. So I'm saving paper, getting cleaner, and having a wonderful moment all to myself all at once.“
Did you actually buy the eco-starred model though?
 
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