Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes

Narrator: He's not sure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

And, your father, he was more authoritarian?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Narrator: He's not sure.

What is "sure?" How do you define "sure?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

They’re supposed to be stuck together like that! They came like that! From the factory!

The Factory? Is that what you are calling it now?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Narrator: He's not sure.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Interesting. A vere do you sink zis comes from?

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

Was there an issue with your potty training...?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The Factory? Is that what you are calling it now?

I mean I do call it the baby batter factory but one things got nothing to do with the other!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

Interesting Unt did zis cause friction vis you vatter? Anger, even?

Zis reminds me of a play ....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And, your father, he was more authoritarian?

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[MindYaBitness]

Well, it all started with my mom…hey…wait a minnit!

Was there an issue with your potty training...?

psycho-babble & CBT were the language of my youth. It was amazing how much of friend's behaviors I could predict just by knowing their "funny" potty training stories

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Oh, I've got issues, but daddy issues isn't on the list!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean I do call it the baby batter factory but one things got nothing to do with the other!

Fascinating. Had zexuality always been zo... industrial?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fascinating. Had zexuality always been zo... industrial?

Nah, he preferred the more artistic, independent sole proprietors, for his baby batter deposits

 

[UnquietDreams]

psycho-babble & CBT were the language of my youth.

Classic BattleTech? Me too!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

CBT

whatever you do, do NOT search that on xhamster or the like

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Classic BattleTech? Me too!

I loved the PC game from a few years ago!

 

[37_ttej]

Interesting Unt did zis cause friction vis you vatter? Anger, even?

Zis reminds me of a play ....

And this reminds me of an Austrian neurologist.
But I’m pretty sure he’s dead, so it can’t be him.
Oh, wait. This is Lit.
So it’s Sickmind Freud!

 

[MindYaBitness]

whatever you do, do NOT search that on xhamster or the like

They have Cognitive Behavioral Therapy on xHamster???? I've been paying a therapist when I can get this for free???

 

[MindYaBitness]

And this reminds me of an Austrian neurologist.
But I’m pretty sure he’s dead, so it can’t be him.
Oh, wait. This is Lit.
So it’s Sickmind Freud!

Well, yes, but as you say, this is Lit, so it's Sigmund Freud, but he's also a woman, promise.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

They have Cognitive Behavioral Therapy on xHamster???? I've been paying a therapist when I can get this for free???

Yeah, they use totally different words for that acronym

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, yes, but as you say, this is Lit, so it's Sigmund Freud, but he's also a woman, promise.

Zat, I promise, is not the case.

 

[SWR101]

Well, yes, but as you say, this is Lit, so it's Sigmund Freud, but he's also a woman, promise.

Freud would probably approve

 

[UnquietDreams]

Freud would probably approve

"Sometimes a cigar is just my penis. Oh, sorry, a me slip."

-- Sigmund Freud.

 

[MindYaBitness]

whatever you do, do NOT search that on xhamster or the like

Why did I google it???
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