Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That kinda works because he'd do anything for love. But he won't do that.

Exactly!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’m very good at recognizing goodness.

 

[LupineOne]

That kinda works because he'd do anything for love. But he won't do that.

That’s perfect

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m very good at recognizing goodness.

Don't worry, I've got references

 

[UnquietDreams]

Don't worry, I've got references

And a note from your doctor?

 

[MindYaBitness]

And a note from your doctor?

I might be able to finagle such a note. He's written them for me for far less!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't worry, I've got references

References are for people who aren’t good at it

 

[MindYaBitness]

References are for people who aren’t good at it

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Interesting that you assumed I’d need references to include you on the good list.

*takes notes*

 

[MindYaBitness]

Interesting that you assumed I’d need references to include you on the good list.

*takes notes*

My resume is full of accolades, with illustrious designations & awards as Wanker of the Year, and Best TMI. I will thank you to not disregard or disparage my accomplishment!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My resume is full of accolades, with illustrious designations & awards as Wanker of the Year, and Best TMI. I will thank you to not disregard or disparage my accomplishment!
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*takes more notes*. Very interesting.

 

[MindYaBitness]

*takes more notes*. Very interesting.

Why do I ferl like you are going to pull out a Rorschach test?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why do I ferl like you are going to pull out a Rorschach test?

" Hey, that's not ink!"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why do I ferl like you are going to pull out a Rorschach test?

I don’t know. Why do YOU think I’m going to pull out a Rorschach Test?

*takes yet more notes*

 

[MrMakersMark]

This is all very suspicious.

 

[vagrantx]

Best TMI. I will thank you to not disregard or disparage my accomplishment!

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I'm sloshed

Huh! Pretty much every time I find a new author whose work I like on here, I end up with rug burn

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hope youre all having awonderful night

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don’t know. Why do YOU think I’m going to pull out a Rorschach Test?

*takes yet more notes*

Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Would you call it affectionate?

 

[SWR101]

Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Would you call it affectionate?

*laying on couch* yes, but appropriately, I knew I was loved and protected at home…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell me about your relationship with your mother. Would you call it affectionate?

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t know. Why do YOU think I’m going to pull out a Rorschach Test?

*takes yet more notes*

More importantly, where are you pulling it out of?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

Are you sure?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

" Hey, that's not ink!"

They’re supposed to be stuck together like that! They came like that! From the factory!

 

[UnquietDreams]

This isn’t about me, I know I’m a good boy.

Interesting. A vere do you sink zis comes from?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you sure?

Yes