https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdW0yOGw1a3gwYjliMmN0MXcyaTBkYjl1MGhxejlhNXRpejU3dG1zMiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NmiVAPnPAHbonwjzpV/giphy.webpOh my darling … if what I’ve witnessed just in this one day is a glimpse of you …
I can assure you that you are anything but boring.
You can play in my cave anytime.
Oh
thank you 
Is that a euphemism?You can play in my cave anytime.
You hosers need to stop making people suspicious of MY innocence with your obvious lies!
It can be … but you have to be a good girlOh
Is that a euphemism?
I’ll take “Things no one thinks is true for $100, Alex”
Is cum the batter or the sugar glaze? Nuts are nuts right. I mean I prefer chocolate chips in my cookies but I don’t think that’s poop. Wait, is that poop? Uggh. Dammit.Yes, cookie jar=dick
No… no…Admit it …,
It turns you on a little bit.
Not even a little. I like my sex like I like my life, fear free!Admit it …,
It turns you on a little bit.
See, if she hadn’t gone with Aubrey Plaza…
Almost thereAdmit it …,
It turns you on a little bit.
I'm always a good girl
Except me. We have established this.
I should have stuck with my donut euphemisms
This is the daily double.
Mmm hmmmmm....me too, babes, me too!
