Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

what sex position is your favourite and why?

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[BrendaBear]

let me also include access to smack @Chloe_Harper 's bratty ass and while i said access to neck, also can choke

So... you think you can tame Chloe?

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[UnquietDreams]

Now THATS dirty.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok …

Let’s get out of this weird space you all seem to be existing in today.

what sex position is your favourite and why?

I honestly don't know if I have a favorite. I definitely have some I'd pick last.

Ok ladies … don’t let the men-folk dominate the sex position conversation…

And what's yours?

Doggy. I love the submissive nature of the girl in that position. The man able to grab your hips, deliver some spanks, pull your hair back, give you a hand necklace, all while able to drive himself as deep as he likes as hard as he likes.

Since the men are having difficulty following all the instructions in your question, it's clear they aren't actually subbies

If this wasn't obvious before...

 

[TXRafe]

Doggy. I love the submissive nature of the girl in that position. The man able to grab your hips, deliver some spanks, pull your hair back, give you a hand necklace, all while able to drive himself as deep as he likes as hard as he likes.

Since the men are having difficulty following all the instructions in your question, it's clear they aren't actually subbies

doggy and one for chloe...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not now nor will I ever be a sub.

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[TXRafe]

So... you think you can tame Chloe?

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[Chloe_Harper]

let me also include access to smack @Chloe_Harper 's bratty ass and while i said access to neck, also can choke

doggy and one for chloe...

Ok, the pouting has ended now

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am not now nor will I ever be a sub.

I have found that the squeaky wheel just wants to get greased...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

face to face, deep penetration, she can pull me in, access to the lips and neck, stimulates the clitoris and g-spot, comfortable for her, dominant position, can control depth and stroke rate, can delay and control my orgasm, finishes deeply

This isn't always true. Had one partner that could not open her hips this wide.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So... you think you can tame Chloe?

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"Think" being the operative word here

 

[UnquietDreams]

So... you think you can tame Chloe?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/4KTIHbcluWEAAAAd/eating-popcorn-pocorn.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well.. that's true I have very little self-control

 

[TXRafe]

What a good boy … doing what you’re told.

shhh

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well.. that's true I have very little self-control

 

[TXRafe]

This isn't always true. Had one partner that could not open her hips this wide.

thats fair, everyone fits together differently, she just asked me why its my favorite...the honest answer is whatever feels the best for her and helps her achieve as many orgasms as she wants, if any at all.

 

[crazychemgirl]

shhh

Oh you can’t shut me up that easily my dear

 

[crazychemgirl]

New nickname for a dick …


Vagina holster.



Thanks again @MindYaBitness

 

[MindYaBitness]

New nickname for a dick …


Vagina holster.



Thanks again @MindYaBitness

I'm always glad when someone finds value in my wordsmithing!

 

[UnquietDreams]

New nickname for a dick …


Vagina holster.



Thanks again @MindYaBitness

Um...
That's backwards?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also… in my book a girl called a guy a dick prick .. which is like calling him a dick dick.


So when someone is being EXTRA dicky. They are a dick dick.

 

[TXRafe]

Oh you can’t shut me up that easily my dear

i wouldnt want to
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[crazychemgirl]

Um...
That's backwards?

Shhhhhh.

 

[SWR101]

Also… in my book a girl called a guy a dick prick .. which is like calling him a dick dick.


So when someone is being EXTRA dicky. They are a dick dick.

Just name them “Richard Cranium”

 

[crazychemgirl]

i wouldnt want to
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Oh you just want to kill me…


I mean, I’m sure you’re probably not the only one.


I think @SalaciousMonkey22 probably has fantasies about killing me.