Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I make pearls in clams

So you are...an annoying piece of sand? Or somewhat useless, as clams don't make pearls?

 

[TXRafe]

I make pearls in clams

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[TXRafe]

The truth? Have I not been speaking the truth this isn't the baseless lies thread, is it?

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[crazychemgirl]

What is going on in here?!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

The truth? Have I not been speaking the truth this isn't the baseless lies thread, is it?

You can keep whispering it though.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What is going on in here?!!

Do we ever know?!

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is going on in here?!!

Asks everyone from time to time.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I make pearls in clams

So... also pervert

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Whatever helps you sleep at night

 

[Sammysub07]

@TXRafe A quick search has determined that was indeed a lie

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[Qky75]

So you are...an annoying piece of sand? Or somewhat useless, as clams don't make pearls?

Oh I didn't say the clams made anything I me myself the maker of the pearl. In "clam" * wink wink nudge nudge




The author intends to humorously describe ejaculation into a vagina by euphemism.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh I didn't say the clams made anything I me myself the maker of the pearl. In "clam" * wink wink nudge nudge




The author intends to humorously describe ejaculation into a vagina by euphemism.

That disclaimer

 

[TXRafe]

@TXRafe A quick search has determined that was indeed a lie

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we were searching on different sites

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[crazychemgirl]

is THIS a euphemism?

 

[TXRafe]

is THIS a euphemism?

yes yes it is... @Qky75 knows what he did

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I didn't say the clams made anything I me myself the maker of the pearl. In "clam" * wink wink nudge nudge




The author intends to humorously describe ejaculation into a vagina by euphemism.

Hmmmm...I am not a claiming to be anything close to an expert, but I have yet to hear of a vagina with a hard shell around it...

 

[UnquietDreams]

is THIS a euphemism?

Nope. I'm just hungry for a steak.

I am a simple man. Your euphemisms are beyond me...

 

[Qky75]

Hmmmm...I am not a claiming to be anything close to an expert, but I have yet to hear of a vagina with a hard shell around it...

Have you not met @crazychemgirl ?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hmmmm...I am not a claiming to be anything close to an expert, but I have yet to hear of a vagina with a hard shell around it...

So... soft shell then?

 

[TXRafe]

Hmmmm...I am not a claiming to be anything close to an expert, but I have yet to hear of a vagina with a hard shell around it...

pretty sure several of them in here have teeth though...

 

[Qky75]

So... soft shell then?

When did we start talking about crabs?!?! * Scratches*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you not met @crazychemgirl ?

I was about to say …

You know me so well.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

pretty sure several of them in here have teeth though...

Stop spreading those rumors or else we'll have to spread some of our own Mister Hates To Spank

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok …


Let’s get out of this weird space you all seem to be existing in today.



what sex position is your favourite and why?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stop spreading those rumors or else we'll have to spread some of our own Mister Hates To Spank

Feel free to spread!