Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

It’s always surprising when the phone rings - I’m like why is it making noise?

Hey there boomer.

Who has their ringer on?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I didn’t do it. Imma sweet baby. Ask anyone.

Sweet babies don't make others pout!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Haha. When I hearted this post, I legitimately thought it said cheese not chase.

You're emoji is broken Sir.....
Cheese!

 

[UnquietDreams]

“Heel”

Yes sir.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hope by “throw” you mean compost.

Nope, chuck them like at a Rocky Horror showing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sweet babies don't make others pout!

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

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I call it the butt piece

Heel

Remember the greys anatomy episode...?

Literally never seen a single episode

 

[crazychemgirl]

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but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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[TXRafe]

Facemask to facemask with a defenseless receiver that put him into an injury time out is textbook targeting. And they blew a 24-8 lead with 10 minutes left.

Now, back to orgasm whispers...

*points at the scoreboard*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

I never heard the song. I just gif it.

 

[TXRafe]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

but it WASN'T him!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[crazychemgirl]

Also … she stayed til it was over…

Is she just there with popcorn like,

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“Hmm yep… that’s him.. having sex with another woman on my kitchen counters. I hope he sanitizes them after, I wanted to make sourdough.”

 

[Bry1313]

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So in the song the girl caught Shaggy’s buddy in like five different spots, did he just keep banging the side piece in front of her?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

but it WASN'T him!

Because it was.... YOU!!!

 

[Apisto42]

Hey there boomer.

Who has their ringer on?

That’s why it’s surprising - I never have it on. Except when it’s on for some unknown reasons. I blame gremlins.

Nope, chuck them like at a Rocky Horror showing.

The only way to get rid of butt bread.

 

[Bry1313]

but based on the rest of lyrics … it was. It was you.


Also… how is she catching him over and over and hasn’t dumped his ass yet??

On the counter, on the sofa, in the shower …. Like bitch… throw his stuff on the lawn and set it on fire already?!

We are back in sync

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never heard the song. I just gif it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

i dont have migraines, but if i have a headache for some reason...im taking a handful of tylenol/advil, im eating, im jerking off, im taking a gummy, and im drinking a soda with caffeine, haha

In that order???
I want to get the ratio right...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Also … she stayed til it was over…

Is she just there with popcorn like,

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“Hmm yep… that’s him.. having sex with another woman on my kitchen counters. I hope he sanitizes them after, I wanted to make sourdough.”

Maybe the other girl on the counter makes the dough a little extra sour?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Context is deader than nuance.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe the other girl on the counter makes the dough a little extra sour?

And way to ruin it.

 

[TXRafe]

Because it was.... YOU!!!

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[crazychemgirl]

Context is deader than nuance.

Just helping out an old friend