Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

That’s like the first time I’ve heard that from a woman.

So, it's exactly like the first time you heard it from a woman?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I found the Mecca of a dad joke.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

how is it so many Lit men are getting off on my laughing?

You know how

Some of the guys in here really like it when you’re mean to them….


I’ve rarely been nice to any of these lot of weirdos and yet they keep coming back for more.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I found the Mecca of a dad joke.

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[Chloe_Harper]

Oh shit…wait isn’t Chloe the girl who CAUSES the break

It’s all coming together.

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How dare again!!!!

 

[TXRafe]

Dude, you needed a gift from the refs to beat freaking ASU...
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two missed field goals, the second angle clearly showed it wasnt targeting, the only team to touch texas this year has been georgia, and texas is two years ahead of schedule...you arent going to harsh my mellow, sorry...not sure what game you watched or what season youve been watching. a practical home game in the semifinals. the two biggest schools with the two largest enrollments in the country. they play the game for a reason. the national championship being in atlanta and having to possibly face georgia again for a 3rd time...you cant write stories like this. that game yesterday felt like vince youngs rose bowl.

 

[Apisto42]

… today (sorry)

It wasn’t even the first time today!

So, it's exactly like the first time you heard it from a woman?

After the 500th time it all sounds the same, so yes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I call it the butt piece

 

[Bry1313]

I found the Mecca of a dad joke.

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[SWR101]

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I call it the butt piece

“Heel”

 

[Apisto42]

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I call it the butt piece

Bird food

 

[TXRafe]

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I call it the butt piece

i usually just throw them away

 

[crazychemgirl]

i usually just throw them away

I hope by “throw” you mean compost.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

i usually just throw them away

You don't like butts??? Wow.. this explains so much

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How dare again!!!!

this surprise you how?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I call it the butt piece

I like bread butts and I cannot lie.
Crusty bread can’t be denied.

 

[TXRafe]

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facts...the phone is for phone sex...but i still prefer the computer for that too...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

this surprise you how?

I didnt say it surprised me... but still! Rude Two of you have made me pout today!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I hate @MischiefMakerAlways just like you, I’m just using a different method to make him mad

Again

 

[Apisto42]

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It’s always surprising when the phone rings - I’m like why is it making noise?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didnt say it surprised me... but still! Rude Two of you have made me pout today!

I didn’t do it. Imma sweet baby. Ask anyone.

 

[Bry1313]

Again

I’d post more gifs but I’m on @crazychemgirl ’s side and won’t sportsball up her thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

two missed field goals, the second angle clearly showed it wasnt targeting, the only team to touch texas this year has been georgia, and texas is two years ahead of schedule...you arent going to harsh my mellow, sorry...not sure what game you watched or what season youve been watching. a practical home game in the semifinals. the two biggest schools with the two largest enrollments in the country. they play the game for a reason. the national championship being in atlanta and having to possibly face georgia again for a 3rd time...you cant write stories like this. that game yesterday felt like vince youngs rose bowl.

Facemask to facemask with a defenseless receiver that put him into an injury time out is textbook targeting. And they blew a 24-8 lead with 10 minutes left.

Now, back to orgasm whispers...

 

[dawn_of_night]

It would be great if any medical professional said I had to have sex, with any frequency!

Remember the greys anatomy episode...?