Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

Just did some calculations and it looks like I have 36 days of vacation this year.

Enough for:

Mexico Trip
Camping x4
Vegas Trip

I have… 10 days, so

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have… 10 days, so

Don’t you have unlimited days?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What do they put in the water in Florida?!!!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Love this for you. Unfortunately I think I’ve still got a few more in the fuck reserves

And here I thought the 'fuck reserves' was where prostitutes went when the aged up a bit and only wanted to do it on weekends.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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What do they put in the water in Florida?!!!

I can't quite put my finger on it, but something tells me meth may be involved.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not claiming the old energy!
This is me going into 2025:
https://media.tenor.com/WbnIB3hT_qAAAAAM/toys-r-us-commercial.gif

You and me both sister. I refuse.

 

[TXRafe]

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What do they put in the water in Florida?!!!

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[crazychemgirl]

It happens to a lot of women after a certain age...it's ok I still think you're great

You damn well better.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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What do they put in the water in Florida?!!!

Oh just the worst stuff literally boil my water out here... if they've all been drinking this for this long... just no wonder. I've only been here a few months so, not turning that crazy.... yet.... i hope

 

[Qky75]

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What do they put in the water in Florida?!!!

Woody Woodpecker gets his revenge.....I'll show that muthafugger woodpecker pie....

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Love this for you. Unfortunately I think I’ve still got a few more in the fuck reserves

Yeah you do!

Oh….wait…nvm.

 

[TXRafe]

Oh just the worst stuff literally boil my water out here... if they've all been drinking this for this long... just no wonder. I've only been here a few months so, not turning that crazy.... yet.... i hope

this explains SOOOO much!

 

[SWR101]

Don’t you have unlimited days?

No, not hardly, I get 10 days of whatever abd 10 days of sick, and if I take more than 2 sick days I need a doctor’s note

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which one are you? … top quote or bottom?


I’m top.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, not hardly, I get 10 days of whatever abd 10 days of sick, and if I take more than 2 sick days I need a doctor’s note

The fucking man.

 

[SWR101]

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So, I just need to up myself like 2.5 to be eligible

 

[morelikeasong]

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Which one are you? … top quote or bottom?


I’m top.

I’m a bottom

 

[Bry1313]

Hopefully you at least remembered to bring your two coconut halves with you for a quick get away

I see a beacon at Castle Anthrax, let’s head that way

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh just the worst stuff literally boil my water out here... if they've all been drinking this for this long... just no wonder. I've only been here a few months so, not turning that crazy.... yet.... i hope

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[UnquietDreams]

That’s me… I’m “the olds”

Do you play pickleball? That is "the old's game."

 

[SWR101]

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Which one are you? … top quote or bottom?


I’m top.

Im very much botto… wait a minute…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Which one are you? … top quote or bottom?


I’m top.

Tracks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So, I just need to up myself like 2.5 to be eligible

Absolutely untrue.


You are not eligible.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m a bottom

Tracks