Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

I’ve spent the whole day in bed with a migraine …. How was everyone else’s day?

Mostly just lazing around, built the aforementioned model, hung out. Sorry you had a crappy migraine

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

what’s wrong with @deefalttwunnyfor beam saber? Who’s NOT turned on by it?

You should see his disco strobe...

 

[MindYaBitness]

what’s wrong with @deefalttwunnyfor beam saber? Who’s NOT turned on by it?

Imagine how much fun you could have if your dick could double as a laser pointer...
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[MischiefMakerAlways]

My husband got a note from his urologist, stating that he has to have sex at least twice a week. I would love it if my neurologist gave me a note saying I needed orgasms to fend off migraines!

It would be great if any medical professional said I had to have sex, with any frequency!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That was ruff

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When I have a headache (idk if they are migraines or what) an orgasm makes it SO much worse

This is some mythological torment level bullshit!

 

[TXRafe]

When I have a headache (idk if they are migraines or what) an orgasm makes it SO much worse

i dont have migraines, but if i have a headache for some reason...im taking a handful of tylenol/advil, im eating, im jerking off, im taking a gummy, and im drinking a soda with caffeine, haha

 

[MindYaBitness]

It would be great if any medical professional said I had to have sex, with any frequency!

Go to your urologist, he'll give you a note

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Imagine how much fun you could have if your dick could double as a laser pointer...
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That causes anxiety in the pussy!

 

[SWR101]

I used to suffer massive migraines, full debilitating, throwing up, etc. thankfully it seems it was born of stress I was going through at that time, now that I’m not in that season of life anymore, I don’t get them anymore

 

[Qky75]

Come back @Qky75 ! We can still be friends.

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Thanks @Indie

Good night everyone. Back to work early in the morning.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That causes anxiety in the pussy!

I don't know that pussy seems pretty focused chasing it

 

[SWR101]

Go to your urologist, he'll give you a note

I need that prescription…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

D

I don't know that pussy seems pretty focused chasing it

All floofed out and scrabbling says calm pussy to you. Interesting

 

[MindYaBitness]

D


All floofed out and scrabbling says calm pussy to you. Interesting

Who doesn't enjoy a bit of a chase?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who doesn't enjoy a bit of a chase?

Ugggh TMI sis. TMI.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've had my fair share of migraines, and it has never occurred to me to even try to have an orgasm!

I have had my fair share of migraines, and I think an orgasm would split my head in half.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Who doesn't enjoy a bit of a chase?

Haha. When I hearted this post, I legitimately thought it said cheese not chase.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Go to your urologist, he'll give you a note

There is a pick up line for the "Incompetent Flirting" thread...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Woof!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Imagine how much fun you could have if your dick could double as a laser pointer...
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[UnquietDreams]

Who doesn't enjoy a bit of a chase?

 

[TXRafe]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[MindYaBitness]

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This the first step to celibacy, or becoming a eunuch, depending on how feral your wife/girlfriend is