Siren songs and helicockters

[lavendersilk]

You are very talented, @Wriggle ! All of the tricks are equally good. but the 3 second stripper is my favorite!

 

[Wriggle]

You are very talented, @Wriggle ! All of the tricks are equally good. but the 3 second stripper is my favorite!

I have too much free time

 

[morelikeasong]

I have too much free time

I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us in 2025!!

 

[Wriggle]

I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us in 2025!!

My new year's resolution is to stop being such an attention whore

 

[__Nathan1968]

My new year's resolution is to stop being such an attention whore

By broadcasting it, have you not already failed?

 

[Wriggle]

By broadcasting it, have you not already failed?

I wondered who'd be the 1st to call that out

 

[morelikeasong]

My new year's resolution is to stop being such an attention whore

https://i.gifer.com/KOX.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

My new year's resolution is to stop being such an attention whore

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/Bcx2h_3SSqxsvMVmzFvitz7o_Io=/fit-in/540x244/top/filters:format_auto():upscale()/2016/06/21/917/n/1922283/fe497b77693ae1fd_tumblr_o04qpx0pd61tp719lo2_540.gif

 

[Wriggle]

That was quite a lot of face reactions to wake up to @OrdinaryPerson

Unfortunately, dick tricks were last year's @Wriggle.

 

[morelikeasong]

Unfortunately, dick tricks were last year's @Wriggle.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/7ycl4jNeyCn2U/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91ymmjmaztpd8yeyv0eujhwl6bf7wq5n7yn9scoglq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Lmizzler
In case you're lost

 

[morelikeasong]

@Lmizzler
In case you're lost

https://media3.giphy.com/media/126ub9tbJhoXh6/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wahof6b9d48ul2a0arhsfh6k5f2c0clkdmvlxicr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
But imagine it’s a penis

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/126ub9tbJhoXh6/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wahof6b9d48ul2a0arhsfh6k5f2c0clkdmvlxicr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
But imagine it’s a penis

@aussiegeekygal didn't you have an idea to create something like this or was that @Trekka ?

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler
In case you're lost

I must have missed the helicopter while trying pickle and hummus.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I must have missed the helicopter while trying pickle and hummus.

I think you're supposed to make your own

 

[Lmizzler]

I think you're supposed to make your own

Wait I don’t dip my pickle in someone else’s hummus?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wait I don’t dip my pickle in someone else’s hummus?

I'm losing track of the metaphors

 

[MissLabelled]

A refresher in case people forgot what to do

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A refresher in case people forgot what to do

That's way too big to be real

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's way too big to be real

There should be a counter for how many spins it does

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wait I don’t dip my pickle in someone else’s hummus?

I identify as hummus

 

[SWR101]

A refresher in case people forgot what to do

Im well aware of what to do, just not particularly capable…

 

[MissLabelled]

That's way too big to be real

Are you saying I should have it checked?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Im well aware of what to do, just not particularly capable…

Oh, but there are so many others to choose from! May we suggest a cockapult?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

A refresher in case people forgot what to do

Jesus. That'll poke an eye out