Siren songs and helicockters

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Maybe controversial 2nd place in one lady's eyes....

@MindYaBitness is not going to be happy with this one not taking the prize lol

This one deserves the win IMO.
The wand! The suit! The effects! The wand!

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The elephant is still #1 for me. I’ll take silly humor over fancy clothes any day!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Maybe controversial 2nd place in one lady's eyes....

@MindYaBitness is not going to be happy with this one not taking the prize lol

It's true, this one is my FAVORITE!!!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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3 second striptease

This is the best thing I've seen here.

MLAS, you're a saint for bringing us all together! I'm gonna need a minute.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Dick in a box literal dick trick

I take it back. This is the best thing!

 

[MindYaBitness]

What amazes me is that I've changed so much in the last year, from eschewing all dick picks, being genuinely distressed by accidentally seeing one, and hiding from my inbox since so many newbies think dick pics are the best way to start a conversation, to now where I'm happily enjoying every dick trick in this place

This thread was a big part of that. All of the men who participated show that they've got a great sense of humor, and even more importantly, they don't take themselves too seriously

 

[morelikeasong]

MLAS, you're a saint for bringing us all together! I'm gonna need a minute.

Feel free to burn a Saint MLAS candle while you take your minute or so. I’m picturing… well, it’s a vision

 

[morelikeasong]

to now where I'm happily enjoying every dick trick in this place

This thread was a big part of that. All of the men who participated show that they've got a great sense of humor, and even more importantly, they don't take themselves too seriously

I love this!!! The healing power of the dick trick.

Maybe such an impassioned speech will bring @Lmizzler ’s out of retirement?

 

[Lmizzler]

I love this!!! The healing power of the dick trick.

Maybe such an impassioned speech will bring @Lmizzler ’s out of retirement?

are you kidding? @Wriggle has a top five that can not be matched! That man crushed it this year!!!

 

[morelikeasong]

are you kidding? @Wriggle has a top five that can not be matched! That man crushed it this year!!!

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This is an art appreciation collective!

 

[MindYaBitness]

are you kidding? @Wriggle has a top five that can not be matched! That man crushed it this year!!!

Is your available for private viewing? AFAF...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Feel free to burn a Saint MLAS candle while you take your minute or so. I’m picturing… well, it’s a vision

Go on. I'm a sucker for details.

 

[morelikeasong]

Go on. I'm a sucker for details.

Bathtub. Candles. Green plants surrounding. Smutty book. Magic wand. And, of course, looped video of @Wriggle ‘s tricks.
Oh, and a window

 

[Lmizzler]

Bathtub. Candles. Green plants surrounding. Smutty book. Magic wand. And, of course, looped video of @Wriggle ‘s tricks.
Oh, and a window
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Don't mind me.
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[morelikeasong]

Don't mind me.
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That’s my spot!
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[Lmizzler]

That’s my spot!
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[morelikeasong]

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Right on the helipad?? How are you going to take off?

 

[Lmizzler]

Right on the helipad?? How are you going to take off?

Come here and find out.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s my spot!

I hope he’s sitting on a towel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bathtub. Candles. Green plants surrounding. Smutty book. Magic wand. And, of course, looped video of @Wriggle ‘s tricks.
Oh, and a window
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Dick in a box literal dick trick

You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That’s my spot!
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There's room for you in the tub!

 

[morelikeasong]

There's room for you in the tub!

In that case…
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Pass the smut. I’ll read it to you

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

In that case…
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Pass the smut. I’ll read it to you

Yes please!

 

[Wriggle]

You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar.

There is nowt about my top 5 that suggests either

 

[lavendersilk]

You are very talented, @Wriggle ! All of the tricks are equally good. but the 3 second stripper is my favorite!