Siren songs and helicockters

[Taegul]

I just randomly chanced upon this and thought of this thread. No idea why...

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[lavendersilk]

It's been forever since a dick did a trick up in here, but there is another thing this thread is for... prompts!

A song that mentions or is about an historic event
A song that mentions or is about a murder

...yeah that last one's kinda dark.

 

[Biggalute]

Very few can write a murder ballad as dark and as intense as Nick Cave, and when Johnny sings it, it elevates it to a masterpiece and makes it even darker.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Very few can write a murder ballad as dark and as intense as Nick Cave, and when Johnny sings it, it elevates it to a masterpiece and makes it even darker.

Pssst…love Johnny Cash, but save it for the Monthly Song Challenge thread!

Um…dick tricks are always totally welcome here though, just sayin’

 

[Biggalute]

Pssst…love Johnny Cash, but save it for the Monthly Song Challenge thread!

Um…dick tricks are always totally welcome here though, just sayin’

Lavendersilk's post above mine is what lead to this. I might have misunderstood.

 

[Wriggle]

I just randomly chanced upon this and thought of this thread. No idea why...

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I took my wife to a hotel just after my original (anonymous) helicocktering.

She just said "why are you doing that?"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lavendersilk's post above mine is what lead to this. I might have misunderstood.

You’re not the first! So one of the purposes of this thread is to suggest prompts for future use in the Monthly Song Challenge thread, but they’re not discussion prompts for immediate use in this thread

 

[Biggalute]

You’re not the first! So one of the purposes of this thread is to suggest prompts for future use in the Monthly Song Challenge thread, but they’re not discussion prompts for immediate use in this thread

Gotcha! Thanks for the clarification

 

[morelikeasong]

It's been forever since a dick did a trick up in here, but there is another thing this thread is for... prompts!

A song that mentions or is about an historic event
A song that mentions or is about a murder

...yeah that last one's kinda dark.

I actually moved the prompt suggestions out of this thread but that’s ok! Maybe the bump will remind some guys that this thread exists and they’ll give something a whirl

 

[__Nathan1968]

Tricks aren’t just for guys, ladies.

 

[Lmizzler]

Tricks aren’t just for guys, ladies.

What in the elephant schlong is going on here?!?!?!

 

[morelikeasong]

Tricks aren’t just for guys, ladies.

I involuntarily crossed my legs

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not sure how but I feel like you’re why this is in my insta feed

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[morelikeasong]

I’m not sure how but I feel like you’re why this is in my insta feed

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Put a hat on it? That’s #5, The Marionette!

 

[Biggalute]

Monthly Song Challenge idea.



A Christmas number 1 that wasn't Christmassy or in anyway festive,



there's Bern some controversial ones over the years, so it might be interesting

 

[Wriggle]

Tricks aren’t just for guys, ladies.

Amateur

 

[Wriggle]

Is it time to do my top 5 dick tricks of 2024?

 

[Wriggle]

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In fifth place ....

The Naked Poet

Unfortunately this was only for a select few special friends as it showed my face, uses my voice, and is actually published in real life under my real author name.

Plus Dropbox doesn't work anymore for videos here.

So here's my Wristwatch instead

 

[Wriggle]

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Originally posted anonymously here is a gif version of my 1st entre to the world of dick tricks - unfortunately you can't hear the slapping against the thighs this time.

Helicocktering

 

[Wriggle]

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3 second striptease

 

[morelikeasong]

Is it time to do my top 5 dick tricks of 2024?

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DTA gonna ring the alarm for this whole series!
@OrdinaryPerson @Kitty_so_frisky @Indie @PassionatePanther @AuntieDisco @MandaPandaa @lavendersilk @LadyLascivious1 @Wand3rlust @AngelicaS1780

Happy New Year

 

[Wriggle]

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Maybe controversial 2nd place in one lady's eyes....

 

[morelikeasong]

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Maybe controversial 2nd place in one lady's eyes....

@MindYaBitness is not going to be happy with this one not taking the prize lol

 

[Wriggle]

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Dick in a box literal dick trick

 

[morelikeasong]

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Dick in a box literal dick trick

This one deserves the win IMO.
The wand! The suit! The effects! The wand!

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