Sex & Shenanigans

Ok … so did everyone get everything they wanted for Christmas?
I got a new cordless miter saw.
And a new 9.1 surround system that makes every window in my house rattle!

Gifts for self don't count, right?

Sex toys?
🤣🤣🤣 I mean, no.

Fucked under the Christmas tree while Santa watches and eats cookies?
That's a lot of wishful thinking

Whatever… I won’t judge.
This is a lie.
 
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