Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks. Christmas is dead already huh?

I mean, it’s over.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, it’s over.

Not until the Twelfth Nighy! That’s what the 12 days are for. Sheesh, why you so eager to go back to boring non-holiday time!?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not until the Twelfth Nighy! That’s what the 12 days are for. Sheesh, why you so eager to go back to boring non-holiday time!?!

isn’t the twelfth (why is that word so uncomfortable to type) night Christmas night?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

isn’t the twelfth (why is that word so uncomfortable to type) night Christmas night?

No that’s the start, Jan 5 is 12th night! You get to party for another week and a half!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany_(holiday)

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

No that’s the start, Jan 5 is 12th night! You get to party for another week and a half!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epiphany_(holiday)

That is far too much reading for a Friday …

I still say Christmas is over.

12 nights be damned.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That is far too much reading for a Friday …

I still say Christmas is over.

12 nights be damned.

You’re just cheating yourself outta fun.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re just cheating yourself outta fun.

I thought it was just birds.

 

[Qky75]

Not until the Twelfth Nighy! That’s what the 12 days are for. Sheesh, why you so eager to go back to boring non-holiday time!?!

Going to use this logic next time I get a Dear John...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I thought it was just birds.

Birds are fun! Anyway, I’m not acknowledging the real world anytime soon,

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Birds are fun! Anyway, I’m not acknowledging the real world anytime soon,

How is that different from any other time of the year?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How is that different from any other time of the year?

I mean….fair.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Nicefella]

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Kinda like the time a blind date asked me if she could bring her briefcase with her to the date because she had a great opportunity to share with me.

I was hoping the briefcase was full of sex toys and condoms. Nope. Condos in Portugal. FML.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean…I probably still would…maybe in purple?
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Not me kitty....
I'd buy the most rainbow flaming night lights I could find....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Or....

We represent the lollipop guild....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Kinda like the time a blind date asked me if she could bring her briefcase with her to the date because she had a great opportunity to share with me.

I was hoping the briefcase was full of sex toys and condoms. Nope. Condos in Portugal. FML.

did you mistake “date” for “time share appointment” …?

 

[Nicefella]

Nope. It was a blind date. I def used a lot of change in that pay phone to curse out my best friend that night.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Amateur. I don’t log back in till January 6.

All y'all happy about ten days from the 23 to the 6th...


I was off 13 before Christmas

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm 6'2". Am I fitting in there?

I mean....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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Sorry. I'm a theologian, not a mathematician.

 

[vagrantx]

SO's playing Tiny Tina's Wonderlands... She's currently on a quest to rob a dead poet's graveyard, to collect magical tongues to grant a goblin the gift of prose so it can convince an alchemist of a farmers love for her.

This shit's trippy asf