Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not yet.

Oh man….it’s a ride. I think I love it. And body horror is not generally my jam.

 

[Qky75]

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Well...it IS coming up

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well...it IS coming up

Wait what’s…”it”?

Oh…wait…your birthday huh. Nvm.

 

[Qky75]

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And maybe did once upon a time..... I'll see my bugs and raise you your night on bald mountain

 

[Qky75]

Wait what’s…”it”?

Oh…wait…your birthday huh. Nvm.

Nah that was earlier. Related to that upcoming birthday certain events only occur one to a customer per day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And maybe did once upon a time..... I'll see my bugs and raise you your night on bald mountain

Man I can’t believe I’ve never called cowboy that. I tip my hat to you sir.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nah that was earlier. Related to that upcoming birthday certain events only occur one to a customer per day.

Getting old sucks.

 

[Qky75]

My reply just now....maybe wrong time of day to text me stupid questions.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That dad is my kind of people.

It’s one of the more brilliant parenting moves I’ve ever heard of.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

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75% of men on lit

 

[Qky75]

86% of men on lit

FIFY

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

FIFY

Thanks, yours seems far more accurate

 

[crazychemgirl]

*pretends to work for the rest of the day

 

[MindYaBitness]

*pretends to work for the rest of the day

I'm not working, thank god, I'm going to be worthless today

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I'm off until 1/2 and I don't even know what day it is. I think it's Friday?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm off until 1/2 and I don't even know what day it is. I think it's Friday?

Well you can just fuck right off

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Well you can just fuck right off

I mean, that's kinda what I'm doing

 

[Qky75]

I'm not working, thank god, I'm going to be worthless

Going to be eh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Going to be eh?

Wow

 

[Qky75]

Wow

It was the Canadian accent wasn't it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This makes me uncomfortable so I thought I’d share with the rest of you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not working, thank god, I'm going to be worthless

Boobs like yours don’t need any further justification.

 

[Qky75]

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This makes me uncomfortable so I thought I’d share with the rest of you.

This sums up our relationship

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This makes me uncomfortable so I thought I’d share with the rest of you.

Thanks. Christmas is dead already huh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Boobs like yours don’t need any further justification.

Facts.