Let's buy Greenland

[BAstoicguy]

Depends on which banana is at the top at the time: Humanity 101

That's Day One stuff. How did you manage rank?

 

[ll74]

Tis the day before christmas
And all through the PB
Not a creature was mentioning their grievances
Not even a Lance.

As AJ ran to a scurry
With their vodka gin important political rap

In hopes that busybody would hit their chimney stack

 

[BAstoicguy]

Is imitation "in" in time for ElonMass?

We were asked to stop using the letter formerly known as X.

It offends.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Greenland has been part-owned by the USA for military purposes and a strategic defence lynchpin for North American since at least 1951.

The secret base at Thule, when built, was considered an engineeing feat on a par with the Panama Canal.

 

[lovecraft68]

No.

Your only reasoning for even considering it is because your idol suggested it.

You're finding a reason to defend his bullshit.

Again

In reality, you don't give a shit either way

If he told you we should annex Thailand, you'd spend time rationalizing it.

And you're against anything he suggests because your idols tell you to be so you just start squealing.

If the Dems said let's by Greenland, you'd be shouting down anyone who opposed them

Must be easy being such a sheeple.

 

[BAstoicguy]

Like Plymouth, it was cheap and the "owners" thought they had the snooker; no one looked for the poke.

 

[lovecraft68]

The continued theme is that 47 likes to throw his cock onto the table and see who flinches.

And the idiots who love him think this is a good strateg instead of realizing that it sets us up down the line for retribution for those who get fucked by it..

And you always react and flinch...I think you just damned yourself with your own stupidity

 

[BAstoicguy]

Politics by American Idol as presented by the Politics of Hate (aka reasoned Democratic Socialism).

 

[MajorRewrite]

And you always react and flinch...I think you just damned yourself with your own stupidity

Politics by American Idol as presented by the Politics of Hate (aka reasoned Democratic Socialism).

Stable geniuses who think buying Greenland is possible or desirable.

Let’s spend $50 trillion to buy a big empty island! That won’t add to the national debt that we pretend to care about. Or let’s trade Puerto Rico for Greenland!

If China announces that Hawaii and American Samoa are vital to its national security, would you support selling them? I mean, if selling places to other nations is a thing, then we should expect other nations to buy our assorted islands.

 

[ll74]

And you always react and flinch...I think you just damned yourself with your own stupidity

Yes, I express my opinion on threads regarding the topic.

I don't start the discussion often. I typically participate in new threads because I want to.

You are welcome to refrain from doing so, if that's your way of doing things. (It is, I've seen that here)

I'll make sure to add this to my pile of grievances from the PB. It is festivus season, after all.

 

[Chernosoth]

Denmark will eventually be underwater, while the native Danish population is replaced by descendants of immigrants with much higher birthrates. While it loses land above water, whatever is left of the nation may see no reason to care about an island that can't absorb more population for a while. The immigrants from hotter climates may also see no value in such a cold place. What Canada becomes is also an open question. Kalaalit Nunaat might merge with Nunavut to form a new nation.

And what might Trump be planning while the haters sputter and fume about this diversion?

 

[Politruk]

while the native Danish population is replaced by descendants of immigrants with much higher birthrates.

No, the Great Replacement theory is nonsense.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Newflash- people in Denmark and most of europe dislike islamic immigrants as much as anyone else, or more.

 

[Lazaran]

The solid argument is that Trump and you are imbeciles.

Nations aren’t for sale. And no it’s not just a matter of price.

That ^ is faaaaar moar of a legitimate response than the OP deserved after their pathetic attempt to cover for DonOld’s belligerent insanity.



I expect that there is going to be a fuckton moar idiotic CDA (Cover DonOld’s Ass) threads like this from the PB’s resident MAGAt water bois over the next four years and beyond.

They might be mildly amusing.

 

[icanhelp1]

MAGAs: “Trump is going to cut spending!”

Also MAGAs: “Let’s buy Greenland!”

Sane people:

It could pay for itself. Loaded with rare minerals.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yep. Ripe for plunder.

 

[Lazaran]

It could pay for itself. Loaded with rare minerals.

Speaking of water bois…



ineedhelp1

 

[icanhelp1]

Can Mexico and central 'Murrika be far behind???

Maybe buy one get one free, throw Canada into the mix!

 

[Politruk]

It could pay for itself. Loaded with rare minerals.

Greenland's economy is based on mining and fishing -- but the U.S. already has plenty of both.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Maybe buy one get one free, throw Canada into the mix!

canada is 51, Greenland is 52, Mexico is 53, and central 'Murrika is 54 through 60. We may have to pass on Belize as it may still be Commonwealth.


Hell, while we're at it, let's take Cuba into the fold as well. It's not like anyone who matters will bitch about it.

 

[Politruk]

Hell, while we're at it, let's take Cuba into the fold as well. It's not like anyone who matters will bitch about it.

OK, but the State of Cuba stays Communist. That will make things in Congress really interesting.

 

[Chernosoth]

I would be OK with trading California for Kalaalit Nunaat.

 

[Chernosoth]

Selling Florida now while it's still above water could be a good idea. Too bad it's full of crazy people. We would need a buyer with crazy money.

 

[dmallord]

I posted once about 47 throwing his cock on the table (now twice)

That is a rant

Neat!

Hint: it's a metaphor

I read those. And laughed. I was tempted to add a comment, and this was the note that pushed me to do so.

Trump's erect cock, is the size of a two-inch mushroom, according to a lady who testified in the felon's case. Witnessed by a reliable and knowledgeable lady in the sheets.

So 'throwing his cock on the table' has to be a metaphor. Nothing that small can be thrown with any authority!

 

[dmallord]

It could pay for itself. Loaded with rare minerals.

Sure, it could. It's doing that now as we speak. The felon is getting a cut of it, though. I guess he would like a lick of the candy himself. The Gross Domestic Product (GDP) in Greenland was worth 3.24 billion US dollars in 2021, according to official data from the World Bank.