Let's buy Greenland

[Lance_Castro]

pretends someone else is dumb.

Pretends?

Lol

 

[JohnEngelman]

How much will Greenland cost? Where will the money come from? What about the national debt Republicans complain about (even though they caused it with their tax cuts for the rich)?

 

[Politruk]

How much will Greenland cost?

80,000 tons of walrus blubber.

Metric tons, of course.

 

[Rebel5soul]

19 days before the real negotiations begin.

 

[HisArpy]

Pretends?

Lol

The diaper of Progress(ives)

 

[MajorRewrite]

Steve Bannon has started a nonprofit to raise money for the purchase of Greenland.

Gullible MAGAs are lining up to let Bannon swindle them again.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Denmark made an offer to buy California!

California expects to receive bids from Canada and Mexico too. It’s developing into a bidding war.

Canada is reportedly also preparing a bid for Alaska.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Denmark made an offer to buy California!

California expects to receive bids from Canada and Mexico too. It’s developing into a bidding war.

Canada is reportedly also preparing a bid for Alaska.

I've already have a thread kinda about this. Though the Denmark offer wasn't included.

If California, Oregon and Washington state all joined Canada; Canada would leap frog to #2 in the G7 GDP. The US would still be #1, however it would drop to only 20 Trillion.

It makes sense. All you rwcj's like Boomer, and Wrongway despise Cali so much,you'd get your wish!!

You guys should get behind it,since Canada will never join your Union.

 

[MajorRewrite]

In his speech last night, the Imbecile in Chief said he’d acquire Greenland “one way or another”.

The fat old fart who acts like a petulant 4-year-old can never let his stupidest ideas go. He always doubles down on the stupidity.

Greenland’s leaders rightfully said he should go fuck himself.