Let's buy Greenland

[Lance_Castro]

pretends someone else is dumb.

Pretends?

Lol

 

[JohnEngelman]

How much will Greenland cost? Where will the money come from? What about the national debt Republicans complain about (even though they caused it with their tax cuts for the rich)?

 

[Politruk]

How much will Greenland cost?

80,000 tons of walrus blubber.

Metric tons, of course.

 

[Rebel5soul]

19 days before the real negotiations begin.

 

[HisArpy]

Pretends?

Lol

The diaper of Progress(ives)

 

[MajorRewrite]

Steve Bannon has started a nonprofit to raise money for the purchase of Greenland.

Gullible MAGAs are lining up to let Bannon swindle them again.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Denmark made an offer to buy California!

California expects to receive bids from Canada and Mexico too. It’s developing into a bidding war.

Canada is reportedly also preparing a bid for Alaska.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Denmark made an offer to buy California!

California expects to receive bids from Canada and Mexico too. It’s developing into a bidding war.

Canada is reportedly also preparing a bid for Alaska.

I've already have a thread kinda about this. Though the Denmark offer wasn't included.

If California, Oregon and Washington state all joined Canada; Canada would leap frog to #2 in the G7 GDP. The US would still be #1, however it would drop to only 20 Trillion.

It makes sense. All you rwcj's like Boomer, and Wrongway despise Cali so much,you'd get your wish!!

You guys should get behind it,since Canada will never join your Union.

 

[MajorRewrite]

In his speech last night, the Imbecile in Chief said he’d acquire Greenland “one way or another”.

The fat old fart who acts like a petulant 4-year-old can never let his stupidest ideas go. He always doubles down on the stupidity.

Greenland’s leaders rightfully said he should go fuck himself.

 

[schism666]

First of all, buy, purchase, a contract between willing parties.

1. The US has had a continuous military presence in Greenland since 1941.

2. Denmark was, is, and will continue to be incapable of protecting their interests in Greenland.

3. If, as the hand wringing bed wetters insist, that the Arctic ice is going to all melt then the Arctic Ocean is going to become a major oceanic trans-shipment body of water. Those waters will need to be patrolled to protect from parties that would want to control those sea lanes for their own purposes. Two not so friendly powers, Russia and China, have designs on the Arctic and Canada, with their 50 canoe Navy, just isn't up to the task.

Purchasing Greenland from Denmark makes perfect sense if you think long term. Remember, a lot of people made fun of Jefferson with his "Louisiana Purchase" and "Seward's Folly", the Alaskan purchase.

your president.

 

[Hercules4480]

First of all, buy, purchase, a contract between willing parties.

1. The US has had a continuous military presence in Greenland since 1941.

2. Denmark was, is, and will continue to be incapable of protecting their interests in Greenland.

3. If, as the hand wringing bed wetters insist, that the Arctic ice is going to all melt then the Arctic Ocean is going to become a major oceanic trans-shipment body of water. Those waters will need to be patrolled to protect from parties that would want to control those sea lanes for their own purposes. Two not so friendly powers, Russia and China, have designs on the Arctic and Canada, with their 50 canoe Navy, just isn't up to the task.

Purchasing Greenland from Denmark makes perfect sense if you think long term. Remember, a lot of people made fun of Jefferson with his "Louisiana Purchase" and "Seward's Folly", the Alaskan purchase.

He's no Jefferson

 

[Philthy_Phil]

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your president.

This is why everyone respects the US now, nobody is laughing. They were but not anymore...lol

 

[Wilson23]

First of all, buy, purchase, a contract between willing parties.

1. The US has had a continuous military presence in Greenland since 1941.

That's why we don't NEED to own the island -- Denmark is a NATO member, a military ally; they'll let us use Greenland for strategic purposes.

 

[DeluxAuto]

First of all, buy, purchase, a contract between willing parties.

1. The US has had a continuous military presence in Greenland since 1941.

2. Denmark was, is, and will continue to be incapable of protecting their interests in Greenland.

3. If, as the hand wringing bed wetters insist, that the Arctic ice is going to all melt then the Arctic Ocean is going to become a major oceanic trans-shipment body of water. Those waters will need to be patrolled to protect from parties that would want to control those sea lanes for their own purposes. Two not so friendly powers, Russia and China, have designs on the Arctic and Canada, with their 50 canoe Navy, just isn't up to the task.

Purchasing Greenland from Denmark makes perfect sense if you think long term. Remember, a lot of people made fun of Jefferson with his "Louisiana Purchase" and "Seward's Folly", the Alaskan purchase.

Hey, shit for brains!



You're a Founding Fathers worshipper, yes?

 

[Wilson23]

Hey, shit for brains!

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You're a Founding Fathers worshipper, yes?

Walrus blubber gumbo? Seal etoufee?

 

[Bray123]

Will he wait until the invasion of Venezuela is over, or will he have two wars at the same time?

He's pretending that Venezuela stole all their oil from the US, presumably he'll say that Greenland stole all the rare earth minerals from Alabama, and all the ice from Florida. His poorly educated followers will grunt in agreement and blame Hillary.

 

[Rebel5soul]

Priorities, priorities.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Priorities, priorities.

What are they?

 

[Hel_Books]

Purchasing Greenland from Denmark makes perfect sense

Sure, but your President isn't making an offer, is he? He's making a demand.

 

[Wilson23]

Danish PM strikes defiant tone on Greenland in New Year’s speech as Trump rehashes annexation plans: ‘we will stand firm’
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/danish-pm-strikes-defiant-tone-002754425.html