Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

While it IS true that you're back on your feet after a couple days, it's a stretch to say that the guy is fine immediately afterwards. I had mine done on a Tuesday and when I had to coach rugby that Saturday I was NOT keeping up with the kids. Not by a long shot.

Oh, definitely! It's just far less of a hassle than the full surgery of getting your tubes tied or the weeks of recovery, not to mention months of carrying, a baby...and the following 18 years.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

I am voting mouth.
And you know damn well why people

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

Do I get to test drive each one first?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

All you need to know is that a hot chick named Missandei, who could have had her pick of gentlemen was more than satisfied with a eunuch named Grey Worm and his magic oral skills

Didn't she play with girls sometimes?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do I get to test drive each one first?

This is probably the right answer

 

[MindYaBitness]

Didn't she play with girls sometimes?

I don't recall...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Do I get to test drive each one first?

Sure.

Just sign here

And here

And here

And

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dick, I can sort of replicate.

Has science gone too far?

Fingers I can sort of replicate

You even have them!

But mouth and tongue?
You gotta have that.

That does make a lot of sense. I wish you the best of luck with 'stumpy'

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't recall...

After some quick research on the google machine, it turns out that was just a dream I had

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's a hideous choice.

Do you want to switch your answer to Mindy's test drive? What if X is a terrible kisser?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A vag of frozen peas? Wow, you folks are kinky!

You think that's weird?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I fucking wish. I’m still at work.

The question still stands.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you want to switch your answer to Mindy's test drive? What if X is a terrible kisser?

Don't they compensate? Like blind people with hearing, deaf people with sight, and dumb people being really good looking?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don't they compensate? Like blind people with hearing, deaf people with sight, and dumb people being really good looking?

I have always thought that you were really good looking

jk jk jk. Well kinda

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't they compensate? Like blind people with hearing, deaf people with sight, and dumb people being really good looking?

I guess that explains why my hearing and sight are so poor.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I thank the person who brought the invisible text to our attention!



One? Damned slackers.

Right?! That’s why they need 2 more per day, EACH, to make up for the deficit my dizziness is causing.

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

It’s the opposite for me. I ended a relationship in the past because he wasn’t open to the possibility of ever getting married again or having any more kids. Gave his little sailors a hell of a send-off before they were shipped off though!

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

Again, opposite for me Would love to be bred, but am on hormonal birth control to regulate a super rare uterine condition.

BEST typo ever

The eunuchs getting elections or the vag of peas?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait. So... (counts Lit posters).... times two.... I suppose that does explain your username

Well not the ENTIRETY of Lit, the request was just to the Shenanigang in this thread

 

[SWR101]

 

[BrendaBear]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

Okay… this typo is just too funny…

 

[UnquietDreams]

You too caramel tits

Mmmmmm.....caramel tits....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do I get to test drive each one first?

And then, after your choice, the losing parts get chopped off or sewn up?

Okay, fine, I'm still in.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://i.ibb.co/xskJG0w/img-4-1734839097712.webp

 

[BrendaBear]

https://i.ibb.co/xskJG0w/img-4-1734839097712.webp

Mummy in a tummy?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mummy in a tummy?

Close...what do you put a mummy into?

 

[DannieB]

A sarcophagus in my esophagus