Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

One day I’ll tell you the story of seeing Spice World opening night at the midnight show with a bunch of drunk Hollywood club girls in the audience who were roller skating around and declaring their spice names like “gassy spice” and “pukey spice”

I don't know what details could possibly embellish this story even further, but, I am dying to find out

Actually I mostly just did.

oh. awe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So... quitting on the 31st?

Exactly. You get me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Exactly. You get me.

You go, I go! I need to read more.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.


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I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??



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Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

1) thank you for recognizing that I'm better than @Bry1313

2) I can't read white on white so I accept and will give myself that Best Couple of the Year award with @lavendersilk, @crazychemgirl, and @Indie and Worst Couple of the Year award with @Bry1313

3) And obviously you can never leave this thread because I will start making certificates and trophies for myself if you do

 

[crazychemgirl]

1) thank you for recognizing that I'm better than @Bry1313

2) I can't read white on white so I accept and will give myself that Best Couple of the Year award with @lavendersilk, @crazychemgirl, and @Indie and Worst Couple of the Year award with @Bry1313

3) And obviously you can never leave this thread because I will start making certificates and trophies for myself if you do

At least you can make certificates… which is why you’re in charge and not @Bry1313

 

[Apisto42]

How do you feel about necrophilia baby?

Cold and dry, with a hint of decay has always been how my former lovers described me, so yes?

Wait … again?!

Yeah, sometime earlier this year you professed some jack assed preference or dislike that ran counter to my opinion (which is what really matters).

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

At least you can make certificates… which is why you’re in charge and not @Bry1313

Sounds like you want me to make the certificates

 

[vagrantx]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.


https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7bu47Qm59U3MPkK4/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91uca35sieu1pi9e10togbun6f7kkvzedqowd4tpll&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??



https://media0.giphy.com/media/Cw2Ap2EJEssmY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe913lxgohs9jrrg69t53dq8yxda2j9w4tphyri7zh9v&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

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[Apisto42]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …


Which is what makes this so much harder.




It is with a heavy heart , that I have decided to leave Lit forever.


It’s just becoming too much of a time suck and my book reading has taken a drastic plunge. I only read 54 books this year all … I read almost 100 last year!!!




I know you will all do well without me and this thread will live on forever in my heart..

As will most of you.


https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7bu47Qm59U3MPkK4/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91uca35sieu1pi9e10togbun6f7kkvzedqowd4tpll&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I leave @OrdinaryPerson in charge.

Did any of you believe that??



https://media0.giphy.com/media/Cw2Ap2EJEssmY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe913lxgohs9jrrg69t53dq8yxda2j9w4tphyri7zh9v&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Oh and my wish for you all in my absence is to strive for 1 orgasm a day!!!

When you cum, think of me.

I dont usually have to strive until #4 or 5. Jus’ say’n.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I dont usually have to strive until #4 or 5. Jus’ say’n.

In a week?

 

[Apisto42]

In a week?

That hurts babe.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

In a week?

Amen. Gotta be shooting blanks at the end there

 

[crazychemgirl]

Amen. Gotta be shooting blanks at the end there

If a man gets snipped is he always shooting blanks?


Where do the un-blanks go … do they just swim endlessly never to be released? Do they just go down a different tube and get absorbed into his body?

 

[Apisto42]

If a man gets snipped is he always shooting blanks?

Yes. I’m so glad I got snipped.

Where do the un-blanks go … do they just swim endlessly never to be released? Do they just go down a different tube and get absorbed into his body?

The sperm fall apart inside the testes and the component parts are absorbed into the blood and treated like any other dead tissue. That’s literally the only difference between being snipped and not snipped.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes. I’m so glad I got snipped.

The sperm fall apart inside the testes and the component parts are absorbed into the blood and treated like any other dead tissue. That’s literally the only difference between being snipped and not snipped.

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

 

[Wand3rlust]

As this year nears its end …. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention how much you all mean to me …

 

[Apisto42]

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

Eh, it’s no different from all the other cells that are perishing inside your body every minute. You’re a walking death factory. Luckily you’re also a constant source of your own renewal.

And sperm are only half a cell anyway - at least genetically.

 

[lavendersilk]

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

Especially in this world we are living in right now.

 

[Bbl87]

I've wanted a vasectomy for like a decade now but just reading this stuff makes my skin crawl.

I mean, its a pain in the ass. Or the balls really. But it did give me a solid good excuse to rub one out daily to clear out the residual sperm, so there's that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You too caramel tits

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, its a pain in the ass. Or the balls really. But it did give me a solid good excuse to rub one out daily to clear out the residual sperm, so there's that.

I've been clearing out residual sperm for a solid 20ish years then

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If I wasn’t married… and I was dating a man … I don’t think I’d ever date a man who WASNT snipped

What about a eunuch?

 

[SWR101]

If a man gets snipped is he always shooting blanks?


Where do the un-blanks go … do they just swim endlessly never to be released? Do they just go down a different tube and get absorbed into his body?

Mostly the second, they go to the end of the capped tube and just get reabsorbed after a time

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about a eunuch?

Depends … how’s their mouth action?