Sex & Shenanigans

[Hornymwtxn]

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

One should never have Depends and mouth action in the same sentence.


Ewww

 

[MindYaBitness]

What about a eunuch?

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

 

[MindYaBitness]

One should never have Depends and mouth feel in the same sentence.


Ewww

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[LustfulIntentions2]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

They can run, but they win about as often as women here in the States.

 

[MindYaBitness]

They can run, but they win about as often as women here in the States.

That's the filthy-filter on my phone. I swear to god, my auto correct is run by a puritan!

 

[lavendersilk]

...vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

...what now?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That's the filthy-filter on my phone. I swear to god, my auto correct is run by a puritan!

We're not going to pick on vag of peas? Is that like a ben-wa balls kind of thing?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

BEST typo ever

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

They probably have to compensate somehow? Maybe magic fingers?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

...what now?

I didn't even know the Green Giant HAD a sister

 

[MindYaBitness]

...what now?

We're not going to pick on vag of peas? Is that like a ben-wa balls kind of thing?

I bet @OrdinaryPerson would read what meant, not what I typed!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can eunuchs gets erections?

Probably not, but goddamn can they sing

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn't even know the Green Giant HAD a sister

If he did, she's definitely not using peas as benwa balls

 

[Wand3rlust]

They probably have to compensate somehow? Maybe magic fingers?

I'm listening.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm listening.

Do you have a digital fixation?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Probably not, but goddamn can they sing

Bfd

Squeeze them balls hard enough we all sing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Depends … how’s their mouth action?

They probably have to compensate somehow? Maybe magic fingers?

I cannot be the only one who watched Game of Thrones

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you have a digital fixation?

There is a lot to be said for talented fingers.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If he did, she's definitely not using peas, as benwa balls

Oh fuck. Im tryin' to exercise here

 

[Wand3rlust]

I cannot be the only one who watched Game of Thrones

I don't watch stuff.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I cannot be the only one who watched Game of Thrones

Sunday night ritual

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

There is a lot to be said for talented fingers.

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Can eunuchs gets elections?

Vasectomy was the best thing ever. To be able to just have spontaneous sex, not have to deal with the shit side effects of hormonal birth control (it failed twice, BTW...) and the only cost was him laying on the couch for a couple days with a vag of peas on his junk? WORTH IT!

While it IS true that you're back on your feet after a couple days, it's a stretch to say that the guy is fine immediately afterwards. I had mine done on a Tuesday and when I had to coach rugby that Saturday I was NOT keeping up with the kids. Not by a long shot.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't watch stuff.

All you need to know is that a hot chick named Missandei, who could have had her pick of gentlemen was more than satisfied with a eunuch named Grey Worm and his magic oral skills

 

[Wand3rlust]

If you HAD to pick between someone who had an incredible dick, fingers, or mouth what would you pick? Also, the ones you don't pick just aren't there. Like mouth sewn shut, or fingers lost in a grain thresher incident, or vasectomy gone way wrong

That's a hideous choice.

But.

Dick, I can sort of replicate.
Fingers I can sort of replicate

But mouth and tongue?

You gotta have that.