Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Anyone down for a fun game of finish this text? What’s your reply say? Are you team Amy? Meme roasting welcome!

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My reply would be “so…that’s a….yes?” And then she’d either never reply or she’d laugh and we’d be BFF’s.

 

[Sammysub07]

My reply would be “so…that’s a….yes?” And then she’d either never reply or she’d laugh and we’d be BFF’s.

I’d reply! I’m a massive fan of sarcasm!!

 

[Sammysub07]

More like exaggeration. But the lack of blood supply to the brain was real.

Haha I’m dead!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d reply! I’m a massive fan of sarcasm!!

Yeah…sarcasm…not utter confusion. I like your generosity!

 

[Sammysub07]

Posting from beyonnd the graaave!

Nothing can stop me!!!
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[UnquietDreams]

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There was an Oregon band that got famous for about 15 minutes called The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. (They got pigeonholed as a retro-swing band. They did more punk and ska, but whatever, "Zoot Suit Riot" is still a banger.) Saw them live a bunch of times, but one year they were playing New Year's Eve. Steve, the lead singer, came out for one song driving an 8-foot long motorized penis (AKA the Dildoser, the Motopenis, and, my favorite, The Dildorado.) It was built on a motorcycle engine, and shot confetti and condoms into the crowd via compressed air. It was epic.

Edit: Found pictures!
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[Deleted member 6592667]

I’d reply! I’m a massive fan of sarcasm!!

Oh yeah I'm so sure you are.

(see what I did there?)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone down for a fun game of finish this text? What’s your reply say? Are you team Amy? Meme roasting welcome!

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"Dinner first?"

 

[Sammysub07]

"Dinner first?"

Wine and dine!!!

 

[Sammysub07]

And some mathematics to follow?

counting should be easy unless she loses track!

 

[UnquietDreams]

And some mathematics to follow?

 

[UnquietDreams]

counting should be easy unless she loses track!

Okay, nevermind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's face it, everyone can count to 69. It's not that hard. The counting, I mean.

Not a fan of 69. I like focusing entirely when giving.

Er...counting.

 

[Sammysub07]

I’m not a math girl!
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Let's face it, everyone can count to 69. It's not that hard. The counting, I mean.

Haha that’s not the kinda counting I had in mind

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not a math girl!
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Haha that’s not the kinda counting I had in mind

I have a tee shirt that says, "I was an English major. You do the math."

 

[Azuldrgon]

Question.....
If the diameter of a circle is pi Rsquared, then why are pies round?

*sneaks out to lower the level of math geekiness*

 

[BrendaBear]

There was an Oregon band that got famous for about 15 minutes called The Cherry Poppin' Daddies. (They got pigeonholed as a retro-swing band. They did more punk and ska, but whatever, "Zoot Suit Riot" is still a banger.) Saw them live a bunch of times, but one year they were playing New Year's Eve. Steve, the lead singer, came out for one song driving an 8-foot long motorized penis (AKA the Dildoser, the Motopenis, and, my favorite, The Dildorado.) It was built on a motorcycle engine, and shot confetti and condoms into the crowd via compressed air. It was epic.

Edit: Found pictures!

I remember hearing about them! I was more a Blubinos girl though…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hello Shenanigang. I’ve been feeling like death since yesterday. I’m gonna need everyone to bang out a couple extra Os for me so the Shenanigang average doesn’t implode while I’m sick. Thanks and have fun

Edit: Hey! No sad faces needed here, just Os

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hello Shenanigang. I’ve been feeling like death since yesterday. I’m gonna need everyone to bang out a couple extra Os for me so the Shenanigang average doesn’t implode while I’m sick. Thanks and have fun

On it!

Feel better soon, Kitty O'My Heart!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Since I first posted in January there have been roughly 104k posts of which I’m 8.9k of them so I’m more like 9%.

I’ll let you know where you can send my commission check.

I don't post in here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't post in here.

You don’t! Because you know she’s writing a book about us text subjects and you’re too wily for that.

Hey…..wait a minnit…..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hello Shenanigang. I’ve been feeling like death since yesterday. I’m gonna need everyone to bang out a couple extra Os for me so the Shenanigang average doesn’t implode while I’m sick. Thanks and have fun

Done and done.

 

[37_ttej]

You don’t! Because you know she’s writing a book about us text subjects and you’re too wily for that.

Hey…..wait a minnit…..

Apropos of nothing, is this yours @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
I see the album is available on Apple Music and Spotify.
Just in time for Christmas!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Apropos of nothing, is this yours @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
I see the album is available on Apple Music and Spotify.
Just in time for Christmas!

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Oh shit! It’s not but I’m going to find this now! Thanks!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh shit! It’s not but I’m going to find this now! Thanks!

I’m very underwhelmed. What’s less Monkey than “blends traditions of country, rock, folk, blues, Tex-Mex, gospel and soul, with his signature road-worn vocals, guitar & harmonica.” Not much let me tell you.