Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

What about me being voted “Most Likely To Punch Someone in the Face” at my last job?

I was voted "Mostly Likely to Be Sent on a Pizza Run at an Orgy," so...it could be worse.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Omg omg omg this is SO ADORABLE!!!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

since Tallulah didn't pounce on the invitation I, uh, I'm just gonna...

https://vocaroo.com/19vPpSzEuu15

Oh, I love you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about me being voted “Most Likely To Punch Someone in the Face” at my last job?

I feel like I could easily throat punch my coworker and not even feel guilty about it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like I could easily throat punch my coworker and not even feel guilty about it.

Well, if you do it too hard, my suggestion from yesterday still works.

 

[PassionatePanther]

I was voted "Mostly Likely to Be Sent on a Pizza Run at an Orgy," so...it could be worse.

Sustenance is important!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I love you.

I thought you said I was the only one!!!


*runs away crying

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I feel like I could easily throat punch my coworker and not even feel guilty about it.

You know... I work with plants a lot and know of one that causes vocal paralysis that is sold in almost all big box stores. Just.. just saying...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sustenance is important!

#facts

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know... I work with plants a lot and know of one that causes vocal paralysis that is sold in almost all big box stores. Just.. just saying...

It’s important to have friends like you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought you said I was the only one!!!


*runs away crying

No. No I didn't. I said you were adorable, and you threatened to stab me in the leg with a fork.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. No I didn't. I said you were adorable, and you threatened to stab me in the leg with a fork.

But in the NICEST way possible.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It’s important to have friends like you.

The quiet one that no one ever suspects?

 

[UnquietDreams]

But in the NICEST way possible.

Yes, it would be the nicest stabbing I ever had.

Or the second nicest...

 

[UnquietDreams]

The quiet one that no one ever suspects?

Oh, Gods no --I suspect the quiet ones first.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, it would be the nicest stabbing I ever had.

Or the second nicest...

WHO STABBED YOU NICER THAN ME?!!



TELL ME HER NAME!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

WHO STABBED YOU NICER THAN ME?!!



TELL ME HER NAME!

Implicit gender bias alert.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Oh, Gods no --I suspect the quiet ones first.

I'm not that quiet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

WHO STABBED YOU NICER THAN ME?!!



TELL ME HER NAME!

Lydia, but she told everyone her name was Morgana. Freaky woman, but fun...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Implicit gender bias alert.

Suck my dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not that quiet.

No, you I trust implicitly. Miss Donut is a good judge of character.

 

[SWR101]

The quiet one that no one ever suspects?

You may be quiet, but the only reason I don’t suspect you is I think I’m on your good side…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Suck my dick.

Yes, ma'am.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Suck my dick.

That’s why I reserved the spot!

 

[BrendaBear]

No. No I didn't. I said you were adorable, and you threatened to stab me in the leg with a fork.

She doesn't just stab everyone in the leg with a fork... that shows she really cares!