Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

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[SWR101]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

I want to jingle some bells personally

 

[lavendersilk]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

Apparently I've been doing the Stocking Stuffer year round.

 

[Wriggle]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

Rude Dilf, the red ho's reins, Dear.

 

[lavendersilk]

Rude Dilf, the red nose reins, Dear.

Demonstration or illustration please.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

Some Santa’s Little Helper followed by Jingle Bells…

Please

 

[Sammysub07]

"Go Down" to Egypt...


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Omg!!! I’m dying!! Happy Hump day!

 

[Sammysub07]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

Start off cozy with Santa’s Helper and transition to stocking stuffer!!!

 

[Qky75]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

Likely the one handed drummer boy

 

[Wriggle]

Demonstration or illustration please.

I just need to find a DILF

 

[Tallulah82]

I just need to find a DILF

I can use my strap on and lower my voice, if that helps.

 

[Bry1313]

I can use my strap on and lower my voice, if that helps.

Keep going

 

[UnquietDreams]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

The Santa Sutra?

 

[morelikeasong]

I can use my strap on and lower my voice, if that helps.

Is this an open offer?

 

[Lmizzler]

Likely the one handed drummer boy

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[Qky75]

Likely the one handed drummer boy

The All I Want For Christmas is Q?

 

[Tallulah82]

Is this an open offer?

I'm open to all offers, baby.

 

[Wriggle]

I can use my strap on and lower my voice, if that helps.

Go fetch the reins

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Is this an open offer?

Follow-up: where would one go were one interested in a recap of the outcome of said event?

 

[Tallulah82]

Go fetch the reins

Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.

Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.

 

[Wriggle]

Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.

Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.

I needed the DILF to demonstrate my Christmas sex position of Rude DILF & the red nose reins, dear.

 

[BrendaBear]

Happy Humpday shenanigang ….


Which Christmas-themed sex position are you most looking forward to trying today!

Stocking stuffer would be wonderful today...

 

[Bry1313]

Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.

Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.

He so damn greedy, every crush has to be his, now he wants reins? But dammit I love him regardless, he’s my weakness

 

[Tallulah82]

I needed the DILF to demonstrate my Christmas sex position of Rude DILF & the red nose reins, dear.

Uhm. Ok. I didn't go back and read.

I saw you wanted a DILF and I got over excited. Sorry. My bad.

 

[morelikeasong]

Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.

Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.

Wait, your strap on is only an inch?

I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”