Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But he wasn't on the invite list!?!?!

They keep him locked in the truck outside. Very demeaning.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like to tease some sports here and there, but I'm genuinely afraid of what happens if I push that envelope too far

It’s not my thing anymore either. But I wouldn’t wanna risk another @MindYaBitness lecture either.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

They keep him locked in the truck outside. Very demeaning.

This makes so much sense

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ahem. @Lmizzler has always been a Shower party supporter.

Oh, I know he likes showers, I just think that while yours looks like a lot of fun, I'm confident me & the ladies can lure him away

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, I know he likes showers, I just think that while yours looks like a lot of fun, I'm confident me & the ladies can lure him away

I know this is a losing fight, but the competitive side of me wants to try anyway

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This makes so much sense

It concerns me that it does!

 

[MindYaBitness]

But he wasn't on the invite list!?!?!

I think @crazychemgirl could be convinced to invite him for the breakout rooms at the official Ladies of S&S Sextravaganza Conference

 

[MindYaBitness]

I like to tease some sports here and there, but I'm genuinely afraid of what happens if I push that envelope too far

Actual footage of my vagina when sportsing takes over the thread
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZDduYzZwbWIzeGhvZjQ0enVlenQ2aTl4M3hzdXc5bTVoNTIxamFnYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1Zbeweu52ZaQE/giphy.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, I know he likes showers, I just think that while yours looks like a lot of fun, I'm confident me & the ladies can lure him away

That truck cab is very appealing.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think @crazychemgirl could be convinced to invite him for the breakout rooms at the official Ladies of S&S Sextravaganza Conference

I see what you're doing. Using those feminine wiles and putting Sextravaganza into a thing that wasn't there before. I call shenanigans!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

That truck cab is very appealing.

Lol, he knows I just like him for a stick shift

 

[MindYaBitness]

I see what you're doing. Using those feminine wiles and putting Sextravaganza into a thing that wasn't there before. I call shenanigans!!!!

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZHlyOHpmNGJhMHpnM2h0NHA2YXA5d2EyY3hvYWJlcTgyamswb3J1cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YpSibIQbAJmAAkpHqV/giphy.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know this is a losing fight, but the competitive side of me wants to try anyway

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Eyhf215BMS6FFdWX7A/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91qhyb6efkne3043ahhe4ynirkss67m2svmtepte4s&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I see what you're doing. Using those feminine wiles and putting Sextravaganza into a thing that wasn't there before. I call shenanigans!!!!

Let’s be clear, her mouth's writing big checks.

 

[LostHorizon]

Behaving yourself at such a party is against the rules

Well then… despite my proclivity for being a rule breaker, in this case I will have no problem following them.

Especially in a big canopy bed with thick bed curtains while wearing a Dickens night shirt.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Eyhf215BMS6FFdWX7A/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91qhyb6efkne3043ahhe4ynirkss67m2svmtepte4s&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I have my Band of Brothers gifs at the ready

Especially
https://media1.tenor.com/m/l-anNchOBrUAAAAC/band-of-brothers-the-break-up.gif

 

[Wriggle]

Mindy, you can bonk off stealing Mizz.

He's the man behind our Cock Club

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Let’s be clear, her mouth's writing big checks.

It is, it is. But her body can cash them

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Mindy, you can bonk off stealing Mizz.

He's the man behind our Cock Club

Shhhhhhh! You're breaking rules 1 and 2 of Cock Club

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mindy, you can bonk off stealing Mizz.

He's the man behind our Cock Club

Ya don't say? Well, thanks for the tip, a good cock loves nothing more than a sexy hen
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamFta2tmbWRneXlvczcweTV3eXoyaWQxa3N5bjR0OWUyMGZzenIzaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/qyYNEMwdaNpQj14bll/giphy.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It is, it is. But her body can cash them

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v0eHX3n28wvoQ/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91b2wax0fyioq1q1fjzmohcb09yecd5jh3cfza4zxy&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Wriggle]

Shhhhhhh! You're breaking rules 1 and 2 of Cock Club

Looks up rule book....

1. Never antagonise Mindy

2. Let Mizz have all the ladies without spoiling his fun.

 

[Wriggle]

Ya don't say? Well, thanks for the tip, a good cock loves nothing more than a sexy hen
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamFta2tmbWRneXlvczcweTV3eXoyaWQxa3N5bjR0OWUyMGZzenIzaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/qyYNEMwdaNpQj14bll/giphy.gif

I'm certified cluckable - I have a certificate

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v0eHX3n28wvoQ/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91b2wax0fyioq1q1fjzmohcb09yecd5jh3cfza4zxy&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Have you seen the cherry onesie pic? We can't compete with that! I've thrown everything I've got at this site and the most I've ever gotten is like 15 thumbs/heart eyes. That thing got like 1,000

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm certified cluckable - I have a certificate

Ok...but do you know what to say if I send you a Pic like this?