Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You got all the toys you ever wanted? You lucky dog!

Dude, we were so poor I only got my older cousin's broken hand me downs. My expectations were LOW.

 

[SWR101]

Ohh man!! I’ll never forget it! Christmas of ‘95 and I was 10. Not myself or my other three siblings got what we wanted, times were tough. We’d been gifted cool things but not like the “it” toys our friends received. So we were a little bummed.

At dinner, I got quippy with my older brother and all of a sudden he sprayed me with cool whip! I thought we’d be in big trouble, but nope. My parents just started laughing! We couldn’t believe it (now as an adult I can see they were probably just relieved of their holiday stress and wanted to let go, too) all of a sudden my Mom leaves the table and returns with MORE canned cool whip! The whole family legit had a whipped cream fight at the dinner table that was placed in the living room. It was a huge mess, but we had a TON of fun and we still talk about it all these years later! Best Christmas Ever!


Oohh that would be fun!! Ordered an Elf Onesie, too!! I’m down if there’s an invite!

Oh that is such a fun story!

 

[Wriggle]

Lmfao I just noticed your tagline

It's from your not so anonymous confessor

 

[Qky75]

It's from your not so anonymous confessor

Nu uh. It's from me who inspired her confessor

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nu uh. It's from me who inspired her confessor

It actually is.


You have the sausage.



(That’s what she said)

 

[Qky75]

It actually is.


You have the sausage.



(That’s what she said)

A lot of shes have found my sausage inspiring.

 

[Apisto42]

Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.

That’s what I said. It just looks like flannel pjs cause I dye the body hair…

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s what I said. It just looks like flannel pjs cause I dye the body hair…

Bahahahahahahahahha


Now I want to see that.


A naked man with his body hair dyed to look like flannel pajamas

 

[Apisto42]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A little bit of magic would do the trick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Fangs

 

[Apisto42]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Molars. I can probably avoid the fangs with a little maneuvering.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

But, I DO exist. I mean, check out the Av:

https://i.ibb.co/CtWmcXh/Santa-Av1.jpg

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Fangs. Molars would be way more fun than fangs.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

To quote the video I’m watching, If someone offers you a choice between Diet Piss and Piss Zero the answer is water please.

 

[Qky75]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Vagina dentata is scary either way. Though honestly, I've met some scary toothless ones too...

 

[Bry1313]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Someone needs to watch “Teeth” and learn about Vagina Dentata

 

[Bry1313]

Vagina dentata is scary either way. Though honestly, I've met some scary toothless ones too...

Jinx

 

[crazychemgirl]

Someone needs to watch “Teeth” and learn about Vagina Dentata

I’ve seen that movie lol

 

[SWR101]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Molars, fangs tend to be one puncture and done, molars are for grinding…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

would pussy teeth be worse if they were fangs or molars?

Fangs. This isn't a question

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh fine, if HE comes...

I see how it is...

We'll have our own sexy pajama party!
Am I right @Apisto42 @hotwords229_A @SalaciousMonkey22 @Bry1313 @Wriggle @Mr_bogey @Lmizzler @Qky75 @ADIDAS00 @cactusjack0584 @LostHorizon @SWR101 @NRJLIVES4ever @Lord Pmann @ydahecnot @DASHER @dancer @Vixen @MattDamon apologies to anyone I left out. If you have a dong you're invited

 

[Qky75]

Fangs. This isn't a question

Don't they already have fangs? I think they suck money instead of blood though. Every time my dick is around one I seem to be drained of cash?

 

[crazychemgirl]

bahahahahahahahahaha omg

 

[Qky75]

We'll have our own sexy pajama party!
Am I right @Apisto42 @hotwords229_A @SalaciousMonkey22 @Bry1313 @Wriggle @Mr_bogey @Lmizzler @Qky75 @ADIDAS00 @cactusjack0584 @LostHorizon @SWR101 @NRJLIVES4ever @Lord Pmann @ydahecnot @DASHER @dancer @Vixen @MattDamon apologies to anyone I left out. If you have a dong you're invited

I mean ..... How bout those Chiefs am I right? Belch