Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Men.. a friendly reminder:


No woman wants 184 birds.

You…had to remind…a man of this?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Men.. a friendly reminder:


No woman wants 184 birds.

Not even if they're rotisserie chickens?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not even if they're rotisserie chickens?

Maybe if your name is @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Qky75]

Not even if they're rotisserie chickens?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Now we're talking!!! Halloween 2025 here we come!! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/MOREmoji_maniacal.svg/1200px-MOREmoji_maniacal.svg.png
Sorry I'll stop posting these now.

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Definitely an improvement. Even if it does look like you skinned Kermit to make your cuff.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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I like rotisserie chicken, but not that much.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Watching the Peacock The Day of the Jackal. Ten episodes, with about enough story for five. I don't care about The Jackal's work/life balance issues, regardless of how hot his wife is. Way too much of Bianca's home life issues, and her husband is such a wanker. Great start though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Men.. a friendly reminder:


No woman wants 184 birds.

So the 183rd bird is the cut off?

Good thing birds are aren't real.

 

[Apisto42]

Watching the Peacock The Day of the Jackal. Ten episodes, with about enough story for five. I don't care about The Jackal's work/life balance issues, regardless of how hot his wife is. Way too much of Bianca's home life issues, and her husband is such a wanker. Great start though.

I was wondering if it was going to be with watching.

 

[Apisto42]

Men.. a friendly reminder:


No woman wants 184 birds.

Is everything ok at home?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shrinking is so good … if you’re not watching it you should be

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was wondering if it was going to be with watching.

The first couple are really good, but it spins its wheels a lot to fill the time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Shrinking is so good …

That was not what she said.

 

[vagrantx]

Shrinking is so good … if you’re not watching it you should be

I just watched Harrison Ford for an hour on Conan Needs a Friend yesterday and I was contemplating downloading Shrinking! Sold.

 

[Bbl87]

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe if your name is @OrdinaryPerson

She wants 184 turkeys (and the means to store them)

 

[UnquietDreams]

She wants 184 turkeys (and the means to store them)

I can see her looking over her megaflock of 184 turkeys and thinking "No, I am pretty sure we can fit one more."

 

[Bry1313]

I can see her looking over her megaflock of 184 turkeys and thinking "No, I am pretty sure we can fit one more."

Oh I didn’t say she wanted living turkeys

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh I didn’t say she wanted living turkeys

Turkish are so dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to call shooting them "hunting"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Turkish are so dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to call shooting them "hunting"

Well this is a very unfortunate typo

 

[Taegul]

Turkish are so dumb that they shouldn't be allowed to call shooting them "hunting"

Looks like MYB won't be the next ambassador to Turkey...

 

[Bry1313]

Well this is a very unfortunate typo

I usually mock a good typo but that one stands on its own

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well this is a very unfortunate typo

Looks like MYB won't be the next ambassador to Turkey...

I usually mock a good typo but that one stands on its own

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOXY5ems0MzVoZTllYW1uajRya2lwOHVqZ2IxdTVoeXZzcmZiYzlldyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9dg/FcHj97TVOYGEl47A3d/giphy.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She wants 184 turkeys (and the means to store them)

How dare you
You know I only need like 30 turkeys a year

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh I didn’t say she wanted living turkeys

Zombie turkeys...