Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, makes my head hurt following all that.

I want someone to love me and screw my brains out whenever we want, preferably, often. If I had that, I would not bother with masturbation.

I like how you cut to the chase.

 

[Bry1313]

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Do you have to masturbate to John Larroquette on Monday?

 

[Bry1313]

I need to know who would be so gross so I can never talk to them again

You know it wasn’t me

 

[Bry1313]

took you long enough

It’ll be even more fun if that one starts getting answered on a one year delay.

 

[Blueeyes4u100]

Okay, makes my head hurt following all that.

I want someone to love me and screw my brains out whenever we want, preferably, often. If I had that, I would not bother with masturbation.

My exact feelings!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need to know who would be so gross so I can never talk to them again

That’s the whole point of anonymous sweet cheeks

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay, makes my head hurt following all that.

I want someone to love me and screw my brains out whenever we want, preferably, often. If I had that, I would not bother with masturbation.

I like a good mix of masturbation AND sex, personally

 

[LostHorizon]

I like a good mix of masturbation AND sex, personally

Who doesn’t?

I NEED a good mix of both.

 

[LostHorizon]

Okay, makes my head hurt following all that.

I want someone to love me and screw my brains out whenever we want, preferably, often. If I had that, I would not bother with masturbation.

Interesting, for me the masturbation is just as necessary as having sex with someone. Although very different, they are both they are both equally satisfying experiences.

 

[BrendaBear]

Interesting, for me the masturbation is just as necessary as having sex with someone. Although very different, they are both they are both equally satisfying experiences.

I see that a lot of people are that way, which is interesting. I have gone months without masturbating before. It isn’t very interesting to me at all. But people turn me on.

 

[LostHorizon]

I see that a lot of people are that way, which is interesting. I have gone months without masturbating before. It isn’t very interesting to me at all. But people turn me on.

People turn me on too.

I can’t imagine going months without masturbating. I would just fucking die. I can go a day… maybe two

 

[BrendaBear]

People turn me on too.

I can’t imagine going months without masturbating. I would just fucking die. I can go a day… maybe two

I think it has been a week for me now… maybe two… I don’t pay any attention to it.

 

[LostHorizon]

I think it has been a week for me now… maybe two… I don’t pay any attention to it.

So you don’t have an orgasm schedule?

That’s one of CCG’s survey questions. I never thought of making one until now.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Art evolves. I don’t want Halloween again. I want Scream. Or whatever comes next.

So what does come next, for the slasher genre? I mean you had Halloween as the first major example (there were arguably slasher flicks before, but none with that impact), and on the other end you have the Scream series, which was as much a response to slasher films as examples of them. And Scream was 28 years ago. Everything else seems to be trying to come up with a tragic backstory (Rob Zombie, I'm looking at you), a comedy/parody, or an attempt to just go over the top (Terrifier series).

I'm asking you because I know you liked the Scream films, and you have mentioned watching some newer iterations of slasher flicks, and maybe you have some idea.

Relevant to this convo that my brain didn’t think of last night: as mentioned in another thread, I’ve been on a Christmas horror movie kick this week, and I kicked it off by watching all 3 versions of Black Christmas (1974, 2006 and 2019), none of which I’d seen before. For better or worse, both of the remakes added a bit of backstory and their own twist to it. Never having seen the original, I had no idea how influential it probably was to other slashers, but while watching, it struck me how much Scream was likely influenced by the original, and probably even Halloween, which came out 4 years later.

You waited four years after signing up to make your first post and brother you delivered. None of us knew the best day to fuck and we’d been waiting over a year to learn it. Thank you for removing the suspense after so long.

I still have that in my car and I use them

I went through some phases with the body mist— Cucumber melon, Warm Vanilla Sugar, Love Spell

Omg body mist!!

I remember those days

I lovvved body splash and honestly, still kinda prefer it to heavier EdTs or perfumes, when I do use fragrances at all. I generally don’t like flowery scents at all, and love that body splashes have more fruit scents. Also, I like to stay well-hydrated and moisturized and have always had a purse obsession, so those lotion/splash/purse gift sets were my favorite! My gateway drug was Bath & Body Works Country Apple and went through a lot of different scents either by choice or from gifts, but the one I loved most was Victoria’s Secret Garden’s Sweet Temptation, which smelled like gummy bears to me. Was devastated when that was discontinued! Still haven’t found one I love more.

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You make me smile, and laugh, and sometimes horny
(Haha okay, that applies to almost every regular in this thread )

Loveable monsters makes me think about cookie monster...ok and also when I was a kid and watched the muppets..

I am not at all ashamed to say I STILL watch the Muppets, and probably always will!

Hippos are scary AF

Facts! They kill significantly more humans per year than sharks do.

Thanks!!!!

It’s hard work … truly.


Some of these dicks are so hard on my cunt.

FIFY…

FIFYA

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Rare glasses pic. One of my favorite days, out delivering toys for the Sheriff's toy drive.

 

[MissRadiant]

So you don’t have an orgasm schedule?

That’s one of CCG’s survey questions. I never thought of making one until now.

If I had to make schedule......then my answer to CCG's question would be off number wise haha

 

[UnquietDreams]

Loveable monsters makes me think about cookie monster...ok and also when I was a kid and watched the muppets..

For me that would still be now. Love the Muppets.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you considered growing out your beard and working as Santa?

I hate growing my beard out. I tried this month, and ended trimming it back again.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stocking stuffers … check.

 

[Apisto42]

Stocking stuffers … check.

You turn me on with the weirdest things.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

So…in case anyone is counting, the score is currently 0-0-0-7 in favor of the robots

 

[Apisto42]

Survey says… yes

 

[TXRafe]

you have a partner, dont make me dm you, brat

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

you have a partner, dont make me dm you, brat

1) He’s 5,295 miles away and enlists the aid of the robots
2) You don’t need an engraved invitation

 

[UnquietDreams]

Stocking stuffers … check.

That's one word for it...