Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

I was running and I fell and impaled myself on a pencil. Thankfully the tip just broke off instead of actually stabbing me to death.


Death by pencil would be extremely embarrassing

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[Mrtenant]

Are you a @BrendaBear alt?!?!

Yes I am. How'd you know?

Da fuq that come from?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't toy with us.

How do you mean?



*innocent face

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

 

[Mrtenant]

Babe … if you had seen my nudes you’d be unable to type cuz you’d be furiously masturbating over and over until you passed out covered in boner lava.


It’s ok though … I know you think about it often.

As long as it was @SalaciousMonkey22 boner lava, you'd be right.

But, do go on, tell us more of your fantasies.
(Go ahead and keep sending the nudes, I won't tell)

 

[Mrtenant]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

No

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

Channel @Mr_bogey and @Kitty_so_frisky (and apparently now @Bry1313 ) … what would they do?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

Go for it

 

[MissRadiant]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

I say go for it. It has to go somewhere/can't keep it in.....for too long.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

Can you play it off as if you’re just seeing it for the first time? Or have you reacted to it and/or been active online in the meantime?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

You need a seal of approval to do it? *throws sticks of bamboo for being such a good Panda*

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can you play it off as if you’re just seeing it for the first time? Or have you reacted to it and/or been active online in the meantime?

The best come back to something Bry said this morning just popped into my head a while ago but it took me so long to write that post I totally forgot what it was.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You need a seal of approval to do it? *throws sticks of bamboo for being such a good Panda*

*Puts you on fake ignore forever

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The best come back to something Bry said this morning just popped into my head a while ago but it took me so long to write that post I totally forgot what it was.

probably for the best then.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

*Puts you on fake ignore forever

*puts you on fake ignore for the life expectancy of Pandas*

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

probably for the best then.

Ok I remembered and went for it. Since I had the blessing of you all

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

*puts you on fake ignore for the life expectancy of Pandas*

*I can't read this

 

[crazychemgirl]

As long as it was @SalaciousMonkey22 boner lava, you'd be right.

But, do go on, tell us more of your fantasies.
(Go ahead and keep sending the nudes, I won't tell)

Oh THOSE nudes …


I got those from the prison ladies I pen-pal with…, girls in the joint send the naughtiest photos and write the dirtiest porn I’ve ever read in my life.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know how in real life when someone says something and you have have no reply at the time but then you think of the perfect thing to say a few hours later when your delayed brain cells finally starts firing but it's too late so you just have to laugh at the joke you finally came up with by yourself? Do you just let it go online too or is it acceptable to go back and reply to a comment said a few hours ago with your random untimely joke?

Yes. If we can't amuse ourselves, what are we even doing!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh THOSE nudes …


I got those from the prison ladies I pen-pal with…, girls in the joint send the naughtiest photos and write the dirtiest porn I’ve ever read in my life.

Somebody explain to me why there's women marrying their prison inmate penpals

 

[crazychemgirl]

Somebody explain to me why there's women marrying their prison inmate penpals

I feel like I just gave you a legitimate explanation

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If SOMEONE (@OrdinaryPerson ) can't read, wtf is their fish or bamboo or whatever alt they are today doing on lit!? AFAF

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel like I just gave you a legitimate explanation

I asked about the men!

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh THOSE nudes …


I got those from the prison ladies I pen-pal with…, girls in the joint send the naughtiest photos and write the dirtiest porn I’ve ever read in my life.

Shweet I'll take it. I answer all letters. Tell.them to keep it coming.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I asked about the men!

You didn’t say men