Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So hawt. I want him

There’s a line!

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m such a babe in the woods

Come here, I’ll corrupt you

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You deserve all the vitriol.

Wow

She's evil.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow


She's evil.

Me???



I’m evil?!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Me???



I’m evil?!!!

Your tag line literally says Santa's Naughty Elf, so yes.

 

[morelikeasong]

I seem to have led such a boring life that you all owe me money. I confess, I don't even know what some of them are (maybe something peculiarly American? Ding Dong Ditch for example?).

Ding dong ditch is where you ring someone’s doorbell and then run away! Great American pastime

 

[Mrtenant]

Me???



I’m evil?!!!

So evil, they made a t-shirt for you.

https://cdn.tshirtclassic.com/image/2023/04/28/Every-Villain-Is-Lemons-shirt-907627-0.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ding dong ditch is where you ring someone’s doorbell and then run away! Great American pastime

In Canada we call it “Nicky Nicky nine doors”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Come here, I’ll corrupt you

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[Mrtenant]

In Canada we call it “Nicky Nicky nine doors”

Sounds Canadian

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Gosh I'm so sweet

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Your tag line literally says Santa's Naughty Elf, so yes.

Naughty <> Evil. It’s a lot more fun!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I seem to have led such a boring life that you all owe me money. I confess, I don't even know what some of them are (maybe something peculiarly American? Ding Dong Ditch for example?).

Do you have some delivery service that is always in a rush in your country? They ring the doorbell then they run away? It's like that. Except you don't deliver anything

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks for googling

 

[Apisto42]

If you send me dick pics… I will block you.

You’re going to … cock block me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re going to … cock block me?

@Bry1313 I need the jar!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was a hot topic.

But not Hot Topic. Just saying.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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$160

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me???



I’m evil?!!!

You don’t seem sure when you end it with a question mark

 

[UnquietDreams]

In Canada we call it “Nicky Nicky nine doors”

Of course you do. Adorable!

 

[Mrtenant]

Thanks for ogling

You're welcome. Send more nudes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're welcome. Send more nudes

Are you a @BrendaBear alt?!?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You're welcome. Send more nudes

Babe … if you had seen my nudes you’d be unable to type cuz you’d be furiously masturbating over and over until you passed out covered in boner lava.


It’s ok though … I know you think about it often.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Babe … if you had seen my nudes you’d be unable to type cuz you’d be furiously masturbating over and over until you passed out covered in boner lava.


It’s ok though … I know you think about it often.

Don't toy with us.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You don’t seem sure when you end it with a question mark

Asshat.