Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Or just a picture of “scissors”

Shit man, *I* wanna be a lesbian.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shit man, *I* wanna be a lesbian.

Just for you babes

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Just for you babes

Pants? Meet jizz.

 

[Qky75]

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Just for you babes

Was that a threat? I feel like this is a threat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you send me dick pics… I will block you.

Was that a threat? I feel like this is a threat.

No … the above was.

 

[Mrtenant]

Was that a threat? I feel like this is a threat.

Only if she is running with them

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[lavendersilk]

Only if she is running with them

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[crazychemgirl]

Only if she is running with them

Sidenote: I leaned the hard way that you shouldn’t run with sharp objects …

The permanent black dot of a pencil is my forever reminder of this.

 

[Qky75]

No … the above was.

No no no...that was to a specific entity. She will block THAT GUY. It's only harassment if the target is harassed. That just means you're doing it wrong and go back home and practice.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No no no...that was to a specific entity. She will block THAT GUY. It's only harassment if the target is harassed. That just means you're doing it wrong and go back home and practice.

Practice being threatening?

https://voca.ro/1iZ5waoKs2bF

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well aren’t you accommodating

Yes.

 

[Mrtenant]

Sidenote: I leaned the hard way that you shouldn’t run with sharp objects …

The permanent black dot of a pencil is my forever reminder of this.

Running with a pencil clenched in your buttcheeks will do that every time.

 

[Qky75]

Practice being threatening?

https://voca.ro/1iZ5waoKs2bF

I'm dead and people are looking at me

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I don't know what you mean by "gotten a felony." Performed one? Been convicted of one? Banged one? (Felony was an oddly prevalent stripper name in the 90s.) That will change my score.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Running with a pencil clenched in your buttcheeks will do that every time.

The mark is right on my chest .. in between my boobs.

I almost died from a pencil.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm dead and people are looking at me

Fucking love it.

My work here is done.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't know what you mean by "gotten a felony." Performed one? Been convicted of one? Banged one? (Felony was an oddly prevalent stripper name in the 90s.) That will change my score.

Any of the above.

 

[Mrtenant]

The mark is right on my chest .. in between my boobs.

I almost died from a pencil.

Oh, Well, that could be the start of a great tat. I thought it was the mark on your ass.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, Well, that could be the start of a great tat. I thought it was the mark on your ass.

No you gave me that sweetheart … don’t you remember?

 

[Mrtenant]

Any of the above.

Oh see, then that's a max score for me. I may have committed felonies, just never been busted for any.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jizz cookies anyone?

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[Mrtenant]

No you gave me that sweetheart … don’t you remember?

Ehhhh, no. Unless it was that one time at Billy Bob's down in Fort Worth on that Friday the 13th last Halloween?

 

[Qky75]

The mark is right on my chest .. in between my boobs.

I almost died from a pencil.

Here you go guys. Be careful around sharp objects...
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[SWR101]

The mark is right on my chest .. in between my boobs.

I almost died from a pencil.

No no, they drew the mark on her chest on Pulp Fiction as a spot to aim the NEEDLE, not to try and impale her with the writing instrument!