Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Like buttah.

 

[morelikeasong]

And where would one sign up for this travel pleasure buddy position?
Asking for Me!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why did you take pchem??

Also …. Matrix algebra is the devil.


Also … so is quantum chemistry.

Linear algebra rules. Oh baby, gimme a good orthogonal complement to a vector space all night long.

You don’t need to specify which types of chemistry suck.

 

[Qky75]

Linear algebra rules. Oh baby, gimme a good orthogonal complement to a vector space all night long.

You don’t need to specify which types of chemistry suck.

I need clearance Clarence, gimme a vector Victor, roger Roger

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok ok … random question



Do you orgasm daily? Either from sex or masturbation..,

If it’s from masturbation would you prefer having daily sex instead?

Or would you like sex non-daily but like 3-4 times a week and then masturbation in between?

What’s your ideal orgasm schedule?

Yes. No. Yes. I don’t like to over schedule joy.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I need clearance Clarence, gimme a vector Victor, roger Roger

Sounds like you have a drinking problem.
Get auto pilot out and ready to fly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

Ok ok … random question



Do you orgasm daily? Either from sex or masturbation..,

If it’s from masturbation would you prefer having daily sex instead?

Or would you like sex non-daily but like 3-4 times a week and then masturbation in between?

What’s your ideal orgasm schedule?

Still waiting to hear from @crazychemgirl

 

[Lmizzler]

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[crazychemgirl]

Sounds like you have a drinking problem.
Get auto pilot out and ready to fly.

Don’t blame him … I’m just so drinkable.


Oh wait… that wasn’t the discussion here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Speaking of masturbation… I think I missed something in the product description because this is so much smaller than I expected. Travel size?
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It’s so cute. You’re gonna hug him and squeeze him and call him”oh god!”

 

[Mrtenant]

Ok ok … random question



Do you orgasm daily? Either from sex or masturbation..,

Define...orgasm?

If it’s from masturbation would you prefer having daily sex instead?

Yes

Or would you like sex non-daily but like 3-4 times a week and then masturbation in between?

Again, yes

What’s your ideal orgasm schedule?

MOAR

Questions are too easy. Wait! Is this where you try to sell us all a sex toy or something?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Blah blah blah I’m a dirty whore”

He takes plenty of showers!

 

[Mrtenant]

Geebus now I need therapy, and a boys night out so I can complain about her selfishness.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I benefited from the test heavy system because I’m a great test taker (standardized testing days were my favorite ), but I absolutely see the flaws in it.

The calc teacher’s whole schtick was that you read the textbook and teach yourself, do the homework, and then class time is dedicated to going through the homework problems on the board to clarify understanding. I was just not about that life at the time and I knew I was headed to school to be a therapist… so I switched to statistics which I got a 99% in even though I skipped more days than I was there

I love calculus. I genuinely think it’s one of the prettiest things a human mind has ever conceived.

But also think almost everyone should learn statistics instead.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don’t blame him … I’m just so drinkable.

So you’re saying you’re the problem?

 

[SWR101]

I love calculus. I genuinely think it’s one of the prettiest things a human mind has ever conceived.

But also think almost everyone should learn statistics instead.

Statistics is a great thing to learn, but think of the poor casinos and lotteries!

 

[morelikeasong]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Statistics is a great thing to learn, but think of the poor casinos and lotteries!

The number of people I know with executive titles that think there’s a “strategy” to roulette…..

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[AngelicaS1780]

Ok ok … random question
Do you orgasm daily? Either from sex or masturbation..,

Not on a regular basis. Usually 4-6 days a week.

If it’s from masturbation would you prefer having daily sex instead?
Or would you like sex non-daily but like 3-4 times a week and then masturbation in between?
What’s your ideal orgasm schedule?

The majority of these sessions are solo masturbation. My preference would be that 4-5 of them be with a partner. As @morelikeasong said, I'm really good at getting myself off so I wouldn't want to give up solo masturbation entirely. Sometimes it's fun to just focus on yourself.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Don’t blame him … I’m just so drinkable.


Oh wait… that wasn’t the discussion here.

Good thing I'm quite thirsty

 

[Apisto42]

Ok ok … random question

Rando alert.

Do you orgasm daily? Either from sex or masturbation..,

I used to. This year has been very up and down, totally fucking up my hormones and desire level.

If it’s from masturbation would you prefer having daily sex instead?

Every other day would be preferable. I like jerking off as others have said to just focus on myself sometimes.

Or would you like sex non-daily but like 3-4 times a week and then masturbation in between?

What’s your ideal orgasm schedule?

Regularly. I’d like to get back to it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Still waiting to hear from @crazychemgirl

You guys don’t wanna know my answers …


Really, you don’t.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He takes plenty of showers!

Does he send you videos?