Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Today I learned that one of the school administrators has a rumored habit of sleeping with some of the teachers. When I saw him at a school function tonight, this is the only thing I could think of.

https://imgur.com/a/f6Wa9uC

I like the "a habit" part. Like, "whoops, I fucked Mrs. Wilson again! Sorry!"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I like the "a habit" part. Like, "whoops, I fucked Mrs. Wilson again! Sorry!"

Haven't we all. Mrs. Wilson is, as the kids say, "open for business."

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Today I learned that one of the school administrators has a rumored habit of sleeping with some of the teachers. When I saw him at a school function tonight, this is the only thing I could think of.

https://imgur.com/a/f6Wa9uC

I hate that there's a teeny tiny part of me that finds this hot

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hate that there's a teeny tiny part of me that finds this hot

We all kinda wanna see @Whiskeyjack like that. No shame.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well this mashup makes me laugh

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7308434032000339246

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I hate that there's a teeny tiny part of me that finds this hot

 

[Whiskeyjack]

We all kinda wanna see @Whiskeyjack like that. No shame.

Gary Cole plays a much better me than me.
But that is how I fuck.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[MandaPandaa]

It has come to my attention that Super Nintendo World apparently serves Cool Ranch Hot Dogs and I felt like you should all know this. View attachment 2444414

At least it isn't a
https://media1.giphy.com/media/VlBaO5bAqWdlC/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ag00hfr2oijjl18cdkpqj1wkbobvd38cjez1w8w8&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[TXRafe]

At least it isn't a
https://media1.giphy.com/media/VlBaO5bAqWdlC/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ag00hfr2oijjl18cdkpqj1wkbobvd38cjez1w8w8&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

i dont know @MandaPandaa well enough to comment on her "hot pocket"

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

i dont know @MandaPandaa well enough to comment on her "hot pocket"

Her hot pocket is the cause of much ranching.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

At least it isn't a
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The do….something….to a green shell

 

[MandaPandaa]

i dont know @MandaPandaa well enough to comment on her "hot pocket"

https://media1.giphy.com/media/1Teev5UHUQDYRAmXZd/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952j1pk8krbibl8o7wnkc3gszjuv2pbjwsuzcon980x&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
That's all you need to know.

 

[TXRafe]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/1Teev5UHUQDYRAmXZd/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952j1pk8krbibl8o7wnkc3gszjuv2pbjwsuzcon980x&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
That's all you need to know.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZjlkN2J3NmY3bnVtMzk5ajU5ZW1qaHVxa3J2NDNuZngwb2dsYzRuZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KTGoegOhCsubHuANH0/giphy.webp

 

[MindYaBitness]

The do….something….to a green shell

View attachment 2444479

I'm not even certain what that is!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

View attachment 2444450

1. I am stealing this image I love it so much
2. I think it's the getting fucked by your boss trope. The power dynamic at play. And the power dynamics making their way into the bedroom, too...

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/1Teev5UHUQDYRAmXZd/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952j1pk8krbibl8o7wnkc3gszjuv2pbjwsuzcon980x&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
That's all you need to know.

Are you ice cold in the center, too?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Are you ice cold in the center, too?

My ex husband certainly thought so!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not even certain what that is!

“Filled with yakisoba (Japanese stir-fry noodles) and cheese, this Koopa Troopa shell-looking calzone flips an Italian staple on its back. As a holiday special, they’re now offering a Red Shell calzone with cheese & ketchup spaghetti filling.”

I’m sure @Lmizzler and @Bry1313 would vigorously approve.

 

[MandaPandaa]

I'm not even certain what that is!

I was thinking the same thing. Whatever it is looks sad and unappetizing...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Filled with yakisoba (Japanese stir-fry noodles) and cheese, this Koopa Troopa shell-looking calzone flips an Italian staple on its back. As a holiday special, they’re now offering a Red Shell calzone with cheese & ketchup spaghetti filling.”

I’m sure @Lmizzler and @Bry1313 would vigorously approve.

Ketchup spaghetti filling is making even me shudder in sadness,

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You just ruined yakisoba for me for at least a week

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You just ruined yakisoba for me for at least a week

It’s not me! Blame Universal and Nintendo!

Also…a week? How much yakisoba do you typically eat?!?!

 

[MindYaBitness]

My ex husband certainly thought so!

I can't see a hot pocket without hearing Jim Gaffigans entire bit on the topic.
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbmRxeTQycGh4djZrMGl4MHN2bDNpdnV4c2RoeHdncWpreDJlNDgwcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/D56rWUYUh7hjJYLLLy/giphy.gif

 

[MandaPandaa]

Ketchup spaghetti filling is making even me shudder in sadness,

It's definitely very sad.