Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not quite

I work with Texans and I swear some of them sound just like this

 

[LupineOne]

Fr.

 

[Mrtenant]

I work with Texans and I swear some of them sound just like this

That mebbe so, just, your rendition sounds like a California girl trying to sound Texan.

We all sound different in our own ears I suppose. Good effort.

 

[Mrtenant]

Fr.
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Buy a shit ton of Apple and Amazon stock

 

[LupineOne]

Buy a shit ton of Apple and Amazon stock

That too

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

anyone need this book??

 

[SWR101]

anyone need this book??
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Noooppppeee

 

[Qky75]

anyone need this book??
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Me

 

[lavendersilk]

How's my Texan?
https://voca.ro/1cCGTf7pHIsp

https://media.tenor.com/jTbKQegzLU8AAAAM/howdy-partner.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

anyone need this book??
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Only if it truly means a big dickhead.
Otherwise, no.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do you know something is Canadian if there no eh? Yours sound like some Canadian Lord is talking in their foryay.

And I just wanna hear @crazychemgirl say "moosecunt" again

https://voca.ro/1kPSztx192lQ

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1kPSztx192lQ

https://media.tenor.com/dmbFmBRqF14AAAAM/happy-canada.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

anyone need this book??
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Yes. My 10 inches is such a burdensome affliction

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg I would give a billion lit dollars to someone saying "oh my God" in their best "I'm almost cumming and I'm morgan freeman" voice

How’s this different than just a “Morgan Freeman cumming” voice?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1kPSztx192lQ

I love hearing you curse

 

[Wand3rlust]

anyone need this book??
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No, i divorced mine.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How’s this different than just a “Morgan Freeman cumming” voice?

It's more verbose

 

[TXRafe]

anyone need this book??
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that depends...is that the kind of thing that might interest you?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

anyone need this book??
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's more verbose

Well I guess if you sound like him the more words the better!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://voca.ro/1kPSztx192lQ

That's hot

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://voca.ro/1kPSztx192lQ

Apart from the 'goddam' it didn't sound very Canadian.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Morgan Freeman. Duh.

All respect to Mr. Freeman, but I had a recording of James Earl Jones reading the Old Testament. That is what God sounds like.

 

[TXRafe]

All respect to Mr. Freeman, but I had a recording of James Earl Jones reading the Old Testament. That is what God sounds like.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzdienhwZjNmYW9yY2ozdDFpazNuYTB1MWlua3Y0ZTRnNWsxdnk3NiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/m2IC1y12jj4qc/giphy.webp

its very very close...

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

For some reason I feel like God should sound more like Enya.