Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

https://voca.ro/1li9D7C42XyO

https://voca.ro/1dRn2f0PXQ8C

 

[MandaPandaa]

*heads to @MandaPandaa 's house*

Let's get trashed and call everyone a wanker! Except ourselves!!

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ov9jEKWFGKZVYsxPy/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9525aaydpdt7awa630t5jaldpr38ztqgd94e8vg1x3n&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I want to hear you all say this.

Just why???
https://voca.ro/19MVxsDip3eI

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s as unsettling as this pancake.

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Why are you obsessed with my pancake

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want to hear you all say this.

https://voca.ro/1ff8c5s5RG5q

 

[Qky75]

Ok now in the spirit of fairness say the following in Canadian:

The sorry moose is about the foyer.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well these ladies certainly have the sexiest responses even if they are wholly and entirely mispronouncing the entire thing.

Hey!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is for horses.

No, hay is for horses. They would starve on "hey!"

 

[MandaPandaa]

https://voca.ro/1dRn2f0PXQ8C

https://voca.ro/14XrVRKVzehq

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hi!

*Sigh* Fine...

Hi.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1dRn2f0PXQ8C

Excellent! Lovely!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why are you obsessed with my pancake

Have you seen your pancake? I am obsessed with it as well.

Wait, that is a euphemism, right?

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/14XrVRKVzehq

Why does the rain in Spain stay mainly on the plain? Sometimes we must just accept things as they are.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok now in the spirit of fairness say the following in Canadian:

The sorry moose is about the foyer.

https://voca.ro/1aNT4Ez7O2fV

 

[MandaPandaa]

*Sigh* Fine...

Hi.

Jeez. You didn't *have* to respond. Don't do me any favors.

Wanker.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Have you seen your pancake? I am obsessed with it as well.

Wait, that is a euphemism, right?

Now I'm wondering if @Bry1313 thought that was a laying down boob

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Does the thought of listening to the ladies describe their worst clots both bore and repulse you? It's about the same in my opinion

It really does. Have I not given you my anthropology in action lecture? Well, here it goes:
We can't engage in tribal warfare anymore. So men try to get out their aggression, and some women, by staging tournaments where we choose our champions. Then we stage these tournaments and feel as though our village has won or lost depending on the outcome. Time and money is invested in people and organizations that you do not know, and who do not care about you at all, in tournaments that you have no control over the outcome. After being immersed in the law enforcement world for twenty three years, I can't help but mention that the highest instances of domestic violence in any one area generally correlates to the losses of that area's team.

I get wanting to support your high school or college that you affiliated with, but other than that, it's a huge bore, and uh, I find it repulsive how much time and money is wasted on it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read my favorite beauty blog and probably dump a bunch of money into cosmetics

Call me crazy, but I like my Dodgers, Lakers and Kings more than blood clots and cosmetics

Apparently all the cool kids are joking in diagnosis codes.

Yup…that’s exactly what the cool kids do these days

Jingle Juice!!!

whipped vodka, champagne and 7up cranberry

It is!! And you can add cranberries OR boozy candied cranberries as a garnish if you want to be fancy

I would try that!

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/14XrVRKVzehq

https://voca.ro/1eqLviv0E9eR

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/1aNT4Ez7O2fV

Yass!love the eh at the end. I forgot on mine

https://voca.ro/10utD8rHyscw eh?

@crazychemgirl

 

[UnquietDreams]

Jeez. You didn't *have* to respond. Don't do me any favors.

Wanker.

No, as the writer, I was working on being outraged. But...I can't stay outraged at you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1eqLviv0E9eR

I can listen to you talk animal oregano harvesting all day

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yass!love the eh at the end. I forgot on mine

https://voca.ro/10utD8rHyscw eh?

@crazychemgirl

How do you know something is Canadian if there no eh? Yours sound like some Canadian Lord is talking in their foryay.

And I just wanna hear @crazychemgirl say "moosecunt" again

 

[TXRafe]

https://voca.ro/1aNT4Ez7O2fV

Wtf?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Wtf?

You just don't get it cause you're from Texas

 

[Qky75]

How do you know something is Canadian if there no eh? Yours sound like some Canadian Lord is talking in their foryay.

And I just wanna hear @crazychemgirl say "moosecunt" again

I sound like the Lord?!?