Sex & Shenanigans

What can I say? As much as it behoves me to offer comfort, we have not been formally introduced, let alone me having asked her father for her hand in marriage. Such would be socially necessary for me to approach within 20 yards of her, that she might glean some warmth from the vicinity of my body.
Oh… I mean, I was just tryna get naked with her. I don’t know about all that.
 
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