Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Just saying good morning and I appreciate all YOUR FUCKS

Fixed it for you.

Even those that don’t have two fucks to give.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

38F

Don’t angry face me @crazychemgirl cause you can’t multiply by 5/9 in your head.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This time of year I have to turn my fan off because of sinuses, I just can’t breathe. But not for “chill”

My fan stays on more for circulation than chill. Would be much colder if I opened the window!

 

[Wand3rlust]

That looks wrong

I didn't say it  was wrong.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Is that your bra size?

I thought he meant 38 year old female at first

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you could be doing one Christmas-themed activity today what would it be?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t angry face me @crazychemgirl cause you can’t multiply by 5/9 in your head.

I WILL angry face you because you’re just being a lazy ass and not posting the conversion like EVERYONE ELSE DID

 

[hotoldrguy]

38F 3.3C

 

[Wriggle]

If you could be doing one Christmas-themed activity today what would it be?

Wand3rlust in the Christmas eve drunk tank

 

[hotoldrguy]

38F 3.3C

Psst Monkey just copy mine

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I WILL angry face you because you’re just being a lazy ass and not posting the conversion like EVERYONE ELSE DID

If everyone else jumped off a bridge I wouldn’t do that either

 

[hotoldrguy]

If everyone else jumped off a bridge I wouldn’t do that either

I usually say cliff instead of bridge...just sayin'

 

[Wriggle]

If everyone else jumped off a bridge I wouldn’t do that either

This brings up my query.

What one thing would you do even if everyone else was doing it?

 

[Bry1313]

https://media.tenor.com/lOdJ5jT5X4cAAAAM/willy-wonka-wonka.gif

You don’t like numbers when they go negative?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

It was in 40s at work this morning. Which is cold for us. Fortunately near 100bbls of boiling liquid.

 

[Bry1313]

That looks wrong

When the numbers go that low, they don’t make sense anymore to you? I thought you were good at math(s)

 

[crazychemgirl]

If everyone else jumped off a bridge I wouldn’t do that either

We’re not just EVERYONE

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This brings up my query.

What one thing would you do even if everyone else was doing it?

I like popular things!

Sometimes.

 

[Bry1313]

Wand3rlust in the Christmas eve drunk tank

Well I’m an old man, so

“Wont see another one”

Ok, now I sing a song, a rare old Mountain Dew.

Now you turn your face away and either dream about me or @Wand3rlust , your choice.

 

[Bry1313]

This brings up my query.

What one thing would you do even if everyone else was doing it?

Did you mean wouldn’t? Because if everyone was having sex, I too would want sex.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don’t like numbers when they go negative?

Did you know accounting was invented before westerners accepted the concept of negative numbers. This is why it’s so dumb.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We’re not just EVERYONE

Mhmmm

 

[SWR101]

If you could be doing one Christmas-themed activity today what would it be?

Cookies and warm boozy cider

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you could be doing one Christmas-themed activity today what would it be?

Taking my kid to see The Nutcracker. Between school and her job, we couldn't find a night for it. First one we've missed since she was five.

 

[Wriggle]

Well I’m an old man, so

“Wont see another one”

Ok, now I sing a song, a rare old Mountain Dew.

Now you turn your face away and either dream about me or @Wand3rlust , your choice.

You are both getting wriggled