Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Just sent that kid to the vice-principal's office. He's one of the douchiest kids in school. There's another student named Gisele, he kept calling her "Jizzle." Most of the students I deal with are awesome kids. He's not one of the awesome ones.

Why did I picture Snoop saying that? He would get a pass, but Douche Canoe no.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same with my new coworker … though we’re on the ground floor so I don’t know if it would do any damage anyway.

You just have to keep throwing them out until the damage accumulates.

 

[Qky75]

You just have to keep throwing them out until the damage accumulates.

That strategy worked for Vlad Țepeș!

 

[BrendaBear]

That strategy worked for Vlad Țepeș!

Everyone always talks about his impaling people! Apparently no one remembers what a lovely dancer he was. And he used to grill the perfect steak.

Sheesh you do one little odd thing (thousands of times) and people will just keep talking about it for 500 years.

 

[Qky75]

Everyone always talks about his impaling people! Apparently no one remembers what a lovely dancer he was. And he used to grill the perfect steak.

Sheesh you do one little odd thing (thousands of times) and people will just keep talking about it for 500 years.

To be fair, history is written by the victors. If I were under his protection from the Moors and unsavory outsiders in Walachia, the guy is a regular hero!

His actions firmly sent the message Stay off my lawn or fuck around and find out.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … so without this turning into a weather chat or a competition about who has it worst (I’m looking at you @Bry1313 .. )


How cold is it where you are?


For me currently it’s 2°C (36°F)

 

[base10]

Currently 37F/3C by me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, looks like another happy murder…uhhnm day ending in “y” here in S&S.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

38F

 

[LupineOne]

Oof. -8 F/-22 C outside. Windy. It’s too cold for this shit. Even for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In Celsius too people …. I did the courtesy of converting for you fucks.

 

[lavendersilk]

44° F (6° C)

The thermostat inside says 66° F (18° C) but it feels like an icebox to me.

 

[Qky75]

Ok … so without this turning into a weather chat or a competition about who has it worst (I’m looking at you @Bry1313 .. )


How cold is it where you are?


For me currently it’s 2°C (36°F)

22°F/-5°C

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok … so without this turning into a weather chat or a competition about who has it worst (I’m looking at you @Bry1313 .. )


How cold is it where you are?


For me currently it’s 2°C (36°F)

8° C

 

[Qky75]

In Celsius too people …. I did the courtesy of converting for you fucks.

Just saying good morning and I appreciate all YOU FUCKS

 

[Wand3rlust]

38F

Is that your bra size?

 

[LupineOne]

In Celsius too people …. I did the courtesy of converting for you fucks.

Fine. It’s there. Thanks for making me feel colder.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that your bra size?

You didn’t see them?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In Celsius too people …. I did the courtesy of converting for you fucks.

I’m not doing physics.

 

[Wand3rlust]

In Celsius too people …. I did the courtesy of converting for you fucks.

Fahrenheit when cold means nothing to me.

 

[Qky75]

You didn’t see them?

Don't. You. Dare. If you've seen them and I haven't I do NOT want to know and have my day go to hell.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You didn’t see them?

See what?

 

[lavendersilk]

Don't. You. Dare. If you've seen them and I haven't I do NOT want to know and have my day go to hell.

I should hope he's seen his own breasts...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

See what?

My boobs!

 

[Qky75]

I should hope he's seen his own breasts...

Not his maNNaries...hers. HERS
ok I need a drink. FML. It's only 10AM