Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You two do that, and cause a vaginal drout the likes of which have never been seen before on Lit, and I swear to God I will rally every woman in this place and we'll describe our child birth & heavy flows days in gory detail!

And stop describing how we are orgasming

You know the 'for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction'
Is this really equal? I feel like you guys mayyyyyybe went a bit too far the opposite way

 

[UnquietDreams]

You know the 'for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction'
Is this really equal? I feel like you guys mayyyyyybe went a bit too far the opposite way

Oh yes, I see this argument swaying many people...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It'd be fun to see you again the finals...

I'm not sure which team you support but there is just no way we're making the final

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not sure which team you support but there is just no way we're making the final

I played at Oregon.

(For three, almost four weeks, back when they really sucked. Made it to the second cut.)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I played at Oregon.

(For three, almost four weeks, back when they really sucked. Made it to the second cut.)

That's awesome!
One of my first memories is watching the PSU/Oregon rose bowl. But also, I'm in my 20s so I'm sure I youtubed it or something

 

[UnquietDreams]

When I was there it was "can we put two winning seasons back to back? Maybe..."

A lot has changed.

 

[vagrantx]

https://www.xatakaon.com/magnet/tex...now-lawmakers-want-to-ban-sex-toys-at-walmart

[...]the Texas Obscenity Statute also specified the number of “obscene devices”—for example, dildos—a person could own: six. The number was not chosen at random, but rather because lawmakers assumed that people who owned more than six obscene devices that were identical or similar had the intent to distribute them.

Haaaaaaahahahahahahha-breathe-hahahahahahahahahahah I'm apparently an obscene fence! A serial sex offender! Won't anyone PLEASE think of the children!?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ewz3um3jlins50i7yp3cbzqowxiyb43l3l8nivje&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[vagrantx]

and I swear to God I will rally every woman in this place and we'll describe our child birth & heavy flows days in gory detail!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://www.xatakaon.com/magnet/tex...now-lawmakers-want-to-ban-sex-toys-at-walmart

[...]the Texas Obscenity Statute also specified the number of “obscene devices”—for example, dildos—a person could own: six. The number was not chosen at random, but rather because lawmakers assumed that people who owned more than six obscene devices that were identical or similar had the intent to distribute them.

Haaaaaaahahahahahahha-breathe-hahahahahahahahahahah I'm apparently an obscene fence! A serial sex offender! Won't anyone PLEASE think of the children!?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ewz3um3jlins50i7yp3cbzqowxiyb43l3l8nivje&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

If only there was some other place to get sex toys besides Walmart...

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://www.xatakaon.com/magnet/tex...now-lawmakers-want-to-ban-sex-toys-at-walmart

[...]the Texas Obscenity Statute also specified the number of “obscene devices”—for example, dildos—a person could own: six. The number was not chosen at random, but rather because lawmakers assumed that people who owned more than six obscene devices that were identical or similar had the intent to distribute them.

Haaaaaaahahahahahahha-breathe-hahahahahahahahahahah I'm apparently an obscene fence! A serial sex offender! Won't anyone PLEASE think of the children!?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ewz3um3jlins50i7yp3cbzqowxiyb43l3l8nivje&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It ever amazes me that the people who want the least regulation most want to regulate others. And while I have never stepped foot in a WalMart, it seems attacking them seems a poor strategy in Texas

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

https://www.xatakaon.com/magnet/tex...now-lawmakers-want-to-ban-sex-toys-at-walmart

[...]the Texas Obscenity Statute also specified the number of “obscene devices”—for example, dildos—a person could own: six. The number was not chosen at random, but rather because lawmakers assumed that people who owned more than six obscene devices that were identical or similar had the intent to distribute them.

Haaaaaaahahahahahahha-breathe-hahahahahahahahahahah I'm apparently an obscene fence! A serial sex offender! Won't anyone PLEASE think of the children!?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ewz3um3jlins50i7yp3cbzqowxiyb43l3l8nivje&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

God I fucking hate my state.

 

[Nicefella]

I played at Oregon.

(For three, almost four weeks, back when they really sucked. Made it to the second cut.)

What position did you play?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

This dude be STROKIN.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What position did you play?

Inside linebacker.

When I got cut, the coach said "I love how you hit. But I can't teach you six inches taller or ten steps faster."

Too short for ILB, way to slow to play safety.

 

[Nicefella]

That’s impressive. Such a fast, violent position to play. You must’ve been recruited heavily out of high school!

 

[naughty_stories]

At Walmart they still sell them as back massages and "marital aids" so they should be ok

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s impressive. Such a fast, violent position to play. You must’ve been recruited heavily out of high school!

Walk on, then walk off. Looking back, I think they were filling positions on the practice squad until the players they wanted showed up. But it was a blast, and I still have my practice jersey. And I can say I made the team. Technically.

 

[Nicefella]

Walk on, then walk off. Looking back, I think they were filling positions on the practice squad until the players they wanted showed up. But it was a blast, and I still have my practice jersey. And I can say I made the team. Technically.

You absolutely can. You obviously had it in you to walk on a nationally ranked team and make it.

 

[BrendaBear]

My wife was an L&D nurse. I have survived "mucus plug" comparisons over dinner.

Cum on me!

Fixed it for you

 

[LupineOne]

And stop describing how we are orgasming

Oh, no, not that…

 

[Whiskeyjack]

8:12am and I already want to throw a student out the window.

... that might be why they don't make these windows open all the way...

 

[crazychemgirl]

8:12am and I already want to throw a student out the window.

... that might be why they don't make these windows open all the way...

Same with my new coworker … though we’re on the ground floor so I don’t know if it would do any damage anyway.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Same with my new coworker … though we’re on the ground floor so I don’t know if it would do any damage anyway.

I'm on the 3rd floor. The temptation is real.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[Whiskeyjack]

Just sent that kid to the vice-principal's office. He's one of the douchiest kids in school. There's another student named Gisele, he kept calling her "Jizzle." Most of the students I deal with are awesome kids. He's not one of the awesome ones.