Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

She doesn’t need my videos.


Just my devotion.

I'm gonna speak for her and say she needs your videos

 

[crazychemgirl]

You first...and post the video

From squash POV or??

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that how you did it?

Yes. And think of England.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’ve been trying to convince her but she’s afraid of losing butthole control …

That's valid.
Counterpoint:

Exhibit A) nothing ventured, nothing gained
B) fortune favors the bold
C) no pain, no gain

I rest my case, your honor

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes. And think of England.

I don’t think @Wand3rlust would approve.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

She doesn’t need my videos.


Just my devotion.

That's actually pretty sweet

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's valid.
Counterpoint:

Exhibit A) nothing ventured, nothing gained
B) fortune favors the bold
C) no pain, no gain

I rest my case, your honor

You spelled honour wrong.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t think @Wand3rlust would approve.

Good callback, where the hell did she go? To sleep?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You spelled honour wrong.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.331222538.1372/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u2.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think @Wand3rlust would approve.

She rarely approves of me, so that would be courses for horses, or something.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok since @morelikeasong doesn’t approve of mayo …

What other substance would be best to be covered in head to toe before being ravaged by someone you love??

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Is that how you did it?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTZvNDdhMDduZnVhYWM2dGpnenl6NG8wY2RnNTA0M2k4cXo3aGl6dyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oTuUXbbqgvc7m/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good callback, where the hell did she go? To sleep?

Probably not. It's only 1:30 there.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm gonna speak for her and say she needs your videos

So do I?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Probably not. It's only 1:30 there.

Do you know how to rouse her?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So do I?

I'm sure she will send you something after you send us all that butt squash demonstrate

 

[PassionatePanther]

Ok since @morelikeasong doesn’t approve of mayo …

What other substance would be best to be covered in head to toe before being ravaged by someone you love??

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

 

[crazychemgirl]

So do I?

No no you don’t.


My troll vag is a scary sight to behold … it will give you nightmares and make you unable to perform sexually

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You first...and post the video

Who doesn't want to see a video of lil ol' me biting a pillow and then shrieking in an octave that would make Mariah/Ariana jealous?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok since @morelikeasong doesn’t approve of mayo …

What other substance would be best to be covered in head to toe before being ravaged by someone you love??

Something healthy that they usually don't love to eat so they get all their nutrients

 

[crazychemgirl]

Something healthy that they usually don't love to eat so they get all their nutrients

Imagines you laying on a bear skin rug covered head to toe in broccoli

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No no you don’t.


My troll vag is a scary sight to behold … it will give you nightmares and make you unable to perform sexually

Cue Kathy Bates ... Lieees

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Imagines you laying on a bear skin rug covered head to toe in broccoli

Hi baby

 

[peekingone]

Imagines you laying on a bear skin rug covered head to toe in broccoli

or something healthy Hummus

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you know how to rouse her?

Oh, that is a multifacited question...