Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I can’t figure out why you don’t exude authority

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Hm... I don't think that can be a dildo

Where's your sense of adventure??

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@Indie can you help out here too?

Wow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Where's your sense of adventure??

Apparently not in my vagina

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I just put fruit roll upstairs & Frruit by the Foot on my grocery order. Standby.

Great. Now my mouth is watering

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hmmmm have you tried giving him treats?

Every lunch

 

[Bbl87]

Apparently not in my vagina

That's a phrase I hear all to often.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Only if it’s the right angle.

I honestly thought you were going to try to ban me from lit for that

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would you call your butthole the anus lips?

No.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Apparently not in my vagina

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pornhub and/or Redgifs beg to differ.

Hm. So what are your search terms for porn?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Great. Now my mouth is watering

I've tried a few suggestions from @crazychemgirl in the past, with mixed results. Pray this goes better than squeeze cheeze

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently not in my vagina

Or your butthole.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Every lunch

Now if I could ban you this would be it.

 

[Bbl87]

Hm. So what are your search terms for porn?

I'm not recommending it. Definitely NMK.

But Google "extreme insertions" at your own risk.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm not recommending it. Definitely NMK.

But Google "extreme insertions" at your own risk.

You're trying to find some things the same size as your dick?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Every lunch

This is what I'm talking about with the adorable thing

Can you two be less appealing?

 

[SWR101]

*looks around, gets confused, slowly backs out of the room*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm not recommending it. Definitely NMK.

But Google "extreme insertions" at your own risk.

Oh dear God, I'm both brave and stupid enough to do this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No.

But(t) what would you call it?

 

[Bbl87]

You're trying to find some things the same size as your dick?

I've just been to the dark corners of the internet.

 

[Qky75]

Butt mouth. The anus is an orifice. The muscles making up the mouth is a compound orifice. Of course you can call the butthole anus lips but butt mouth is more correct Id say

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've tried a few suggestions from @crazychemgirl in the past, with mixed results. Pray this goes better than squeeze cheeze

I wish we had video of this

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh dear God, I'm both brave and stupid enough to do this

Please report your findings!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Indie can you help out here too?

She's really telling on herself tonight. You don't even need me here.