Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Leave it to you to be at an orgy and only want to fuck with CCG and me

Been to two orgies. I would rather fuck with you and @crazychemgirl.

 

[UnquietDreams]

crotch goblins and semen demons are the absolute best names when referring to offspring

Skin puppies, as opposed to fur babies.

 

[morelikeasong]

I thought when I posted it that it would be forgotten in a deluge of assholes here

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[UnquietDreams]

I wrestled with this 'compliment' for a few minutes.
Firstly, thank you. I think.
Second, I thought when I posted it that it would be forgotten in a deluge of assholes here. Like tears in the rain. I've posted hundreds of pics here over the years and that one is the one people remember? No one remembers the gif of me doing a backwards flip and landing in the superhero pose in front of the camera? For shame

Did you show your butthole when you landed? Because they would remember that...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Midair Butthole, the latest xxx-tok challenge fad sweeping the internets

 

[LostHorizon]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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What did that poor defenseless whiskey do to deserve such a sick, evil fate. Ice? For SHAME!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

Yeah. Tonight,

 

[Qky75]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

It's pronounced "Cyoo" or just Q but it is a common mistake a lot of people make with me.

 

[BrendaBear]

It's pronounced "Cyoo" or just Q but it is a common mistake a lot of people make with me.

Cue wasn’t an option?

 

[Qky75]

Cue wasn’t an option?

Did I stutter?

Ok yes I actually stutter. Sigh

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Saw this and thought of @OrdinaryPerson ’s avy:
https://www.pandaexpress.com/promo/cozycollection
(Tomorrow 9:30-11:30am only, very limited supplies at participating locations.)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who.... Me? Don't you know what an innocent I am?

The only innocent in Sin City!

There ARE hotels out there. Just a few of 'em. And meating rooms, and all sorts of other places available to rent. . .

Definitely not a typo!

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I think I brought this up and we had a discussion about it months ago. Fucking mind-blowing and also totally believable at the same time. Personally, I’m jealous that they don’t have intrusive thoughts keeping them awake at night.

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I’ve never connected these dots, but technically, Disneyland is not even in LA County, it’s in Orange County…just like the stupid “Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim” are not in Los Angeles at all.

crotch goblins and semen demons are the absolute best names when referring to offspring

LOL have never heard “demon semen” before, but it’s catchy!

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Did you pull that from @MindYaBitness ’s Temu recommendations?

 

[Qky75]

The video was irrelevant but this comment right here....I can't stop laughing

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Definitely not a typo!

You noticed! Such an observant kitty you is!

 

[UnquietDreams]

The only innocent in Sin City!

It's Hard to be a Saint in the City.

 

[Apisto42]

What did that poor defenseless whiskey do to deserve such a sick, evil fate. Ice? For SHAME!

If it’s bourbon, then nothing. I prefer bourbon with a little ass.

That’s a funny autocorrect. Was trying for ice. I suppose my phone knows what I really want.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Saw this and thought of @OrdinaryPerson ’s avy:
https://www.pandaexpress.com/promo/cozycollection
(Tomorrow 9:30-11:30am only, very limited supplies at participating locations.)
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I would go if there was on closer

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If it’s bourbon, then nothing. I prefer bourbon with a little ass.

That’s a funny autocorrect. Was trying for ice. I suppose my phone knows what I really want.

I would've guessed you like bourbon with a big ass and a little sass

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I would go if there was on closer

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

Closest is Garden Grove, but Gardena is close enough to make a side-trip to visit family. So tempted!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would go if there was on closer

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

I looked. Closest one with these is 65 miles away...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Closest is Garden Grove, but Gardena is close enough to make a side-trip to visit family. So tempted!

Do it!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I looked. Closest one with these is 65 miles away...

Also... Do it!