Sex & Shenanigans

[HarryHill]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cousin Cleetus? I knew you looked familiar

Quick question for you, that should probably be a PM but(t) fuck it. Do you have a vivid recollection of my most sacred hole?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Quick question for you, that should probably be a PM but(t) fuck it. Do you have a vivid recollection of my most sacred hole?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thank God, that's not a resounding 'yes'
I was starting to develop a complex

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank God, that's not a resounding 'yes'
I was starting to develop a complex

Oh I definitely remember your hole. I was just being coy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I definitely remember your hole. I was just being coy

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[OrdinaryPerson]

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No takesies buttsies backsies

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[Apisto42]

I can think of better reasons to teleport places.

Assassination. Numero uno for me.
Close second: Amazing restaurants and food trucks
Scuba #3
Sightseeing #4
What else?

 

[Apisto42]

Of course I’d teleport to you! We’ve chatted about some amazing opportunities for great meals.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Assassination. Numero uno for me.
Close second: Amazing restaurants and food trucks
Scuba #3
Sightseeing #4
What else?

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

 

[Apisto42]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

That needs time travel, which destroys the universe, so I suppose that would be effective?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

I didn't keep a copy

(Anywhere except burned into my brain)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That needs time travel, which destroys the universe, so I suppose that would be effective?

Yeah I don't know why I equated teleporting to time travel. But if destroying the universe is what it takes...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

Are you up for a cabinet position or something?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I didn't keep a copy

Atta girl

(Anywhere except burned into my brain)

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Are you up for a cabinet position or something?

Like pictures of his asshole would matter

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you up for a cabinet position or something?

Secretary of the Posterior

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Like pictures of his asshole would matter

It was on the cover letter of my resumé

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Assassination. Numero uno for me.
Close second: Amazing restaurants and food trucks
Scuba #3
Sightseeing #4
What else?

#5 weather
#6 transport/smuggling
#7 forgot something needed/wanted
#8 visit friends

 

[MindYaBitness]

Deleting pictures of your backdoor from the internet.

Why? It's adorable!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Why? It's adorable!

I wrestled with this 'compliment' for a few minutes.
Firstly, thank you. I think.
Second, I thought when I posted it that it would be forgotten in a deluge of assholes here. Like tears in the rain. I've posted hundreds of pics here over the years and that one is the one people remember? No one remembers the gif of me doing a backwards flip and landing in the superhero pose in front of the camera? For shame

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yeppers! Happily a newb!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I can think of better reasons to teleport places.

I'd just teleport away from places to make people think I was a ghost.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wrestled with this 'compliment' for a few minutes.
Firstly, thank you. I think.
Second, I thought when I posted it that it would be forgotten in a deluge of assholes here. Like tears in the rain. I've posted hundreds of pics here over the years and that one is the one people remember? No one remembers the gif of me doing a backwards flip and landing in the superhero pose in front of the camera? For shame

In my defense, I've seen only 1.5 hind-ends on here, and yours is the only hiney with a beauty mark, it was bound to leave an impression. It's the Marylin Monroe of booty-holes!

When did you post a back flip? I saw no back flip, only back sides!