Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

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I’m going with teleport!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Discussuons with a coworker this morning?


Me - “Why isn’t it legal to kill people?”

Him - “Hmm”

Me - “no … like killing bad people like sexual predators and pedophiles…”

Him - “ok yep… totally should be legal”

Me - “yeah… like if you do enough good deeds your reward is to kill someone”

Him - “I would vote for you as president”

Obey the zeroth commandment, the one Moses didn't bother to write down because it was so common-sensible.

Thou Shalt Not Get Caught.

 

[UnquietDreams]

... That you know of. I'm mildly disappointed if they're solely reliant on tech for their defenses - a simple glamour's diffusion from contact with any of those materials might well be a better counter I'd have thought.

But there I go again, thinking.

No, to counter glamour you really need the ointment. I have a nice recipe I like, with almost no staining.

 

[lavendersilk]

Mel Gibson is the reason I hate most Mel Gibson movies

Samesies!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Samesies!

I mean, does anyone like Mel Gibson??

 

[morelikeasong]

I mean, does anyone like Mel Gibson??

Mel Gibson

 

[Qky75]

Mel Gibson

Not necessarily. We don't know. Maybe even he dislikes himself.

 

[BrendaBear]

Just beware bear traps, unsuspected pits, and similar leash-like apparati.

Bear traps??? Leashes???

I feel like I'm being picked on here...

*sits in the corner moping.... only occasional giggling*

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I mean, does anyone like Mel Gibson??

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[UsuallyPresent]

Bear traps??? Leashes???

I feel like I'm being picked on here...

*sits in the corner moping.... only occasional giggling*

Well of COURSE you are! That's how you've taught us you enjoy our company!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Is this a permanent change or single use does?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mel Gibson

I'm thinking there is a pretty large amount of self loathing.

 

[Apisto42]

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There’s only one right answer.

Invisible causes all kinds of problems for yourself.

I really don’t want to know what most people are thinking about (usually food or sex).

Time travel breaks the space time continuum and destroys the universe.

But being able to teleport at will? Hell yeah.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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100% Teleport

 

[crazychemgirl]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

IF the teleportation itself was safe (the orgy wouldn't be) then hell yes.

 

[TXRafe]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

i would want a booth in the corner with a view of everything where i could sit with someone special and watch...

 

[morelikeasong]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

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[cactusjack0584]

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Time travel or teleport.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

Yes.

Not an orgy guy, but yes.

 

[BrendaBear]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

Well... I don't need to teleport for that....

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[UnquietDreams]

Well... I don't need to teleport for that....

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Already orgy-ing?

 

[BrendaBear]

Already orgy-ing?

Who.... Me? Don't you know what an innocent I am?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

I don’t know if I’d partake in the orgy but I’d happily watch and take photos

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Who.... Me? Don't you know what an innocent I am?

The peanut gallery has a general idea, I suspect....