Sex & Shenanigans

[UsuallyPresent]

Do those have poop in them? They definitely have poop in them. They do? Right?

If they do, are you going to throw them?

 

[Lmizzler]

So, Mel Gibson wasn't the reason?

Not even close this time.
It was the idea that I could hear all those thoughts and I already care wayyyy to much of what people think. So having all that information at my disposal would just make me want to curl in a ball and sick my thumb.
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[BrendaBear]

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Is this a temporary thing? Because I would think teleport if it isn't... but I couldn't use it if is because I'd be stuck somewhere cool with no way to get back...

Yeah... teleport.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Invisibility, especially if I could forcefeed it to appropriate people. *nod*

 

[BrendaBear]

Invisibility, especially if I could forcefeed it to appropriate people. *nod*

*leaves the room in a huff*

 

[UsuallyPresent]

*leaves the room in a huff*

No giggles? Damn, gonna have to work on that one!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, you do suck titties, right?

True

 

[Qky75]

I mean, you do suck titties, right?

I think I remember doing that...seems so long ago it might be a false memory

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, you do suck titties, right?

I think I remember doing that...seems so long ago it might be a false memory

I know there is a "suck ass" joke in there... just waiting to be released onto the unsuspecting public. But for once, I'm going to show some self control....

 

[Qky75]

I know there is a "suck ass" joke in there... just waiting to be released onto the unsuspecting public. But for once, I'm going to show some self control....

Sheeyut gal, don't start now.

 

[Bry1313]

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Invisible, go to all the fancy places I can’t visit now, free travel, can completely mess with people, can be nude anywhere on a nice day, it has everything

 

[Trubbycat]

Teleport or time travel, assuming I could control where and when I went and could return.
I like control.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If they do, are you going to throw them?

Would you not?!?&

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I’m not taking nothing until I see the legal disclaimers and side effects.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It always comes back to potatoes

Your links are broken...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Would you not?!?&

Nah, I'd freeze 'em and serve them back up to the giver sometime down the road. That way I don't need to know if they're poop-free or not, they get what they sow.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

We usually do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Deleted member 6592667]

A girl I was dating once texted me saying "Come over and wear my vag like a Bane mask " But this one is great too.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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Wouldn't Fae have a problem with 'Christ'? .... Or has it been efficiently commercialized to the point where that's been neutered?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nah, I'd freeze 'em and serve them back up to the giver sometime down the road. That way I don't need to know if they're poop-free or not, they get what they sow.

Feels dangerous. I don’t like having to remember what I can and can’t eat when drunk and/or high.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wouldn't Fae have a problem with 'Christ'? .... Or has it been efficiently commercialized to the point where that's been neutered?

If you weren't declaring the name specifically against the fae in question, it would probably be fine. It is why camouflage is always important. And as the symbolism within Christmas was co-opted from paganism (including the tree), most of it shouldn't be an issue. Most Americans have secularized the season as well. I would be far more worried about the iron in the fire grate, myself...

Not that I am a phooka. Just for the record.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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This is why we never had an Elf on the Shelf. I spent far too much time and effort keeping the Good Neighbors out of the house.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Feels dangerous. I don’t like having to remember what I can and can’t eat when drunk and/or high.

Ah, but the thrill of the danger makes life much more worth living - at least, until you get a mouthful of poo.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

If you weren't declaring the name specifically against the fae in question, it would probably be fine. It is why camouflage is always important. And as the symbolism within Christmas was co-opted from paganism (including the tree), most of it shouldn't be an issue. Most Americans have secularized the season as well. I would be far more worried about the iron in the fire grate, myself...

Not that I am a phooka. Just for the record.

It's almost too bad we're moving away from ferrous alloys, much harder to run across cold iron. Unless you happen to keep hematite, magnetite or the like close to hand for SOME reason.

As to your sex life, not my business.