Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Happy HHMPDAY

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

 

[Qky75]

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

Id say it's a step above Hmphday but not as exciting as humpday

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

And ice cream?

Yes. I'll be eating lots of peppermint jo jo ice cream

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Id say it's a step above Hmphday but not as exciting as humpday

I thought she was saying HMM cause it was so good

 

[Bry1313]

Yes. I'll be eating lots of peppermint jo jo ice cream

Wow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, aren't you feeling generous this morning!

I'm a sweet benevolent princess

 

[BrendaBear]

THAT is your takeaway from a choice dad joke?!? Holy cripes man

Obviously, you should have run out of the room giggling... just saying...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Nah nah - I gotta hand it to you - that was a pretty good one

You're handing him a tit?

Can we watch?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Obviously, you should have run out of the room giggling... just saying...

You want copycats?

OK!

*runs out of the room, giggling*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

Early morning phone strikes again.


Also @Bry1313 sucks.

 

[Apisto42]

I only really like sausage gravy

That’s my girl.

 

[Apisto42]

Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?

Sorry. Blame Bry.

I think it’s day you just look at all the idiots surrounding you and say, “hhmmp” all day.

So everyday?

 

[Bry1313]

Early morning phone strikes again.


Also @Bry1313 sucks.

Wow

 

[Wriggle]

This was not only my hump day - like a real one because I'm working Monday to friday like a normal person and not having a random day off in the week like - but it was also the peak of the week, month, & year.
And I got over it.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[LupineOne]

I kinda need this mug

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow

I mean, you do suck titties, right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

To all my fellow ladies of Lit who are just fed the fuck up.

 

[base10]

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Time travel

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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To all my fellow ladies of Lit who are just fed the fuck up

Do those have poop in them? They definitely have poop in them. They do? Right?

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Teleport. Definitely teleport.

 

[Lmizzler]

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Teleport

On a side note, I never want to be able to read someone else’s mind. Ever!!! I am just trying to keep up with my own thoughts. I truly hated the What Women Want movie simply on the premise of hearing the woman’s thoughts. Ugh. No thanks!

 

[lavendersilk]

I truly hated the What Women Want movie simply on the premise of hearing the woman’s thoughts. Ugh. No thanks!

So, Mel Gibson wasn't the reason?