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Qky75 said:
Oh sure, that sounds all brave until accounting screws up your payroll lolol
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Doesn't that mean you did a disappointing performance fucking them? I mean, if it was a great fuck, they'd pay more attention right?
 
SalaciousMonkey22 said:
I worked in accounting. Payroll hates this weak definition too. If someone works Saturday and Sunday it’s goes on two timesheets. Fucks up the 40 hr/per week calc from the jump too. Bullshit.
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Fuck working to EARN A LIVING …


Just being alive costs money and I didn’t opt-in for this in the ether when my soul was being formed.

Just sayin.


HEY … whoever is running this simulation … you’d probably have happier and more efficient human batteries if we didn’t have to work … just sayin.
 
crazychemgirl said:
HEY … whoever is running this simulation … you’d probably have happier and more efficient human batteries if we didn’t have to work … just sayin.
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"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."
 
SalaciousMonkey22 said:
I worked in accounting. Payroll hates this weak definition too. If someone works Saturday and Sunday it’s goes on two timesheets. Fucks up the 40 hr/per week calc from the jump too. Bullshit.
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It theoretically shouldn’t. Most lawyers counsel their clients to set up Monday to Sunday pay periods just to avoid putting calculations in two timesheets.
 
Wriggle said:
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."
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my matrix is definitely running in some kind of beta or safe mode, my abilities and backpack don't access correctly...i also dont require the necessary motivation of purpose...if you could just put me back in, make me rich, maybe a celebrity, so that the steak tastes like steak, and the wine tastes like wine, and i can be artificially happy forever...that would be great...i will even take the neo ability to be able to change the matrix as i see fit...ill still stay.
 
Wriggle said:
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization."
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I don’t believe this quote from the movie to be reality.
 
BrendaBear said:
Right? I personally love it when in a movie, one character accuses another character of believing something because of "the movies". Too funny!
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I think that's one of the things I appreciated about movies like Blazing Saddles. We're out here in the desert. Where is this music coming from? Oh, the music comes from the orchestra hiding behind the bush obviously!
 
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