Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Me too.

For years I have called her “Mrs Johnson”.

I'm getting to the age that I should call her Mrs. Robinson

 

[BrendaBear]

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Hey Mav!!! I haven’t seen you in like… forever!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Hey Mav!!! I haven’t seen you in like… forever!

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[MindYaBitness]

Ok, gotta go adult for awhile

 

[LostHorizon]

Oh my goodness, yes, sooooo many guys behind lady's profile. I don't get it at all. What do they get out of it?

And, yes, it's the guys who aren't over eager who "pull", as my teens call it.

I have way more on this. I am working on my first book, “The Economics of Literotica”. I am sure it will be a NYT bestseller.

 

[Qky75]

Q has left the building. Night

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have way more on this. I am working on my first book, “The Economics of Literotica”. I am sure it will be a NYT bestseller.

And your second book, "Is it a Dude: You're guide to navigating Catfish"

 

[LostHorizon]

And your second book, "Is it a Dude: You're guide to navigating Catfish"

Yes! All input is welcome of course. I’ll even give credit for other people’s work.I don’t have this problem.

My theory about why guys pretend to be women is the same as why they spread their dicks around. Supply and demand. For them it’s better to be in the demand side of the Lit economy even if they have to pretend to be women. That kind of action is better than no action. Just a theory.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I would not want to be an attractive woman on here. Too many dicks, too little time.

And I have a theory about the spreading your dick everywhere idea… maybe it’s an inherit evolutionary mentality? I think some guys initially assume this place is like a chimpanzee troop where one or maybe a few males basically get all the action. What they don’t realize is it’s more like bonobos the females choose their mate(s).

Just a theory but don’t take my word for it, I only have talked to like a half dozen people on here in almost a decade and a half. And also used to post my dick all the time, but learned that lesson quick.

 

[LostHorizon]

And I have a theory about the spreading your dick everywhere idea… maybe it’s an inherit evolutionary mentality? I think some guys initially assume this place is like a chimpanzee troop where one or maybe a few males basically get all the action. What they don’t realize is it’s more like bonobos the females choose their mate(s).

That’s an interesting theory. I think all the guys who come here think they are going to get all sorts of action, at least in the beginning. Then the male population starts splitting off into different groups based on their personalities and what they are looking for.

Let’s be honest, Literotica is more or less a porn site with a chat feature. That’s what brings people here. It’s not like when someone is google searching gardening tips or whatever they find this site. So the expectation when guys come here is that women want to get off with them. I’m not saying it’s cool, just saying that’s the reality of going to a sex chat site.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s an interesting theory. I think all the guys who come here think they are going to get all sorts of action, at least in the beginning. Then the male population starts splitting off into different groups based on their personalities and what they are looking for.

Let’s be honest, Literotica is more or less a porn site with a chat feature. That’s what brings people here. It’s not like when someone is google searching gardening tips or whatever they find this site. So the expectation when guys come here is that women want to get off with them. I’m not saying it’s cool, just saying that’s the reality of going to a sex chat site.

When I first came on, back in January, I spent most of my time in the Writer's Hangout and the like. A whole lot less complaining about dick pics and lacks of connection. A whole lot more about how the site metrics don't hold up as they think they should for ratings and other numbers or being accused of being AI.

One way or the others, someone is complaining...

 

[SWR101]

People just want to complain. It’s easier than taking action or self reflection if you can convince yourself it’s someone else’s fault things aren't to your ideal

 

[DannieB]

I get it, but also, I could give a dick what your dick looks like and have gotten the here’s my dick message out of nowhere. Nah, thanks though.

Not sure if it’s a my dick is the best dick for them, or mostly the oooh, I saw your tits so you must want me to message you a dick pic. Nope.

We females do choose our mate and I think the men who aren’t randomly sending dick pics, do as well..I chose mine before I even saw his dick. He makes me feel great about myself and builds me up like no other and is so fucking fun!

It is a sex site though and there is the ignore feature…

 

[LostHorizon]

I get it, but also, I could give a dick what your dick looks like and have gotten the here’s my dick message out of nowhere. Nah, thanks though.

Not sure if it’s a my dick is the best dick for them, or mostly the oooh, I saw your tits so you must want me to message you a dick pic. Nope.

We females do choose our mate and I think the men who aren’t randomly sending dick pics, do as well..I chose mine before I even saw his dick. He makes me feel great about myself and builds me up like no other and is so fucking fun!

It is a sex site though and there is the ignore feature…

I think it’s the oooh I saw your tits so here’s my dick mentality. It’s a sex site and that’s what a lot of guys think of it as. Most learn, others don’t care.

And for most of them it’s a numbers game, like salespeople they solicit as many women as they can until they get a hit. They didn’t get anywhere with you? They just move in to the next woman until they do.

 

[DannieB]

I think it’s the oooh I saw your tits so here’s my dick mentality. It’s a sex site and that’s what a lot of guys think of it as. Most learn, others don’t care.

And for most of them it’s a numbers game, like salespeople they solicit as many women as they can until they get a hit. They didn’t get anywhere with you? They just move in to the next woman until they do.

Fucking car salesmen! I meant nothing to you!

 

[Bry1313]

To answer @BrendaBear ’s survey, I don’t PM new people. On a very rare occasion someone new will PM me, but I can’t remember when that last happened and I don’t feel like looking.

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s an interesting theory. I think all the guys who come here think they are going to get all sorts of action, at least in the beginning. Then the male population starts splitting off into different groups based on their personalities and what they are looking for.

Let’s be honest, Literotica is more or less a porn site with a chat feature. That’s what brings people here. It’s not like when someone is google searching gardening tips or whatever they find this site. So the expectation when guys come here is that women want to get off with them. I’m not saying it’s cool, just saying that’s the reality of going to a sex chat site.

Very true, the they're sad to find that we're just regular people and not OnlyFans models doing charity work.

 

[LostHorizon]

Fucking car salesmen! I meant nothing to you!

Yes but the dick slingers are the sleazy desperate car salespeople. Or the door to door guy. It’s the law of averages, pitch 100 people you’re bound to get a hit at some point.

 

[Bbl87]

Survey time!

I am just curious, after seeing some posts from guys who were not getting any DMs and basically complaining about it…

I looked at a couple of their bios, which were empty. Personally, I wouldn’t DM someone who had nothing in their bio unless I already had a rapport with them in the threads.

Does anyone here send out DMs to people they know nothing about? Do guys really think women just decided to DM people based on a crotch shot?

This confuses the fuck out of me, so… what are your thoughts?

Me personally, I will generally only send someone a DM if:

-I want to respond to something in a thread that I or they may prefer to continue the discussion outside the thread, whether it's more personal or just don't want to sidetrack a thread.

-If it's someone I've gotten to know in threads and really enjoy bantering with. My best friends here are a result of this, really.

-Someone follows me. I usually just say thanks, figuring if they followed me maybe they want to get to know me better, maybe not.

-And... if a request is made for a "crotch shot." And it's someone I dont mind sharing that with. I don't with randos, but if it's someone who is pretty well established around here, I usually will.

 

[LostHorizon]

Very true, the they're sad to find that we're just regular people and not OnlyFans models doing charity work.

Right then they hook up with the dude pretending to be a chick.

It’s very predictable

 

[Bbl87]

Very true, the they're sad to find that we're just regular people and not OnlyFans models doing charity work.

I mean, I'll take good conversation (that may occasionally get spicy! ) with a regular person over OF any day.

 

[Bbl87]

Right then they hook up with the dude pretending to be a chick.

It’s very predictable

The sad thing is, most of the dudes pretending to be chick's aren't even good at it.

 

[MindYaBitness]

The sad thing is, most of the dudes pretending to be chick's aren't even good at it.

Right? They're pretty easily spotted. Especially if they try to role play. It's just sad

 

[LostHorizon]

The sad thing is, most of the dudes pretending to be chick's aren't even good at it.

That is very true.

But they are so desperate that they go along with it anyway.

 

[BrendaBear]

The sad thing is, most of the dudes pretending to be chick's aren't even good at it.

it seems to me, if they understand women good enough to convincingly impersonate them, they wouldn’t need to because they would have women friends and girlfriends already,