The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.🤪

I cannot remember the last time I had a Gennie. Luckily there is a Yuengling brewery down here in Tampa so I can have a Black&Tan from time to time. There are a bunch of micro breweries down here too.
 
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Fantastic! Especially these ones. 😆
 
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