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I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.🤪

 
I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.🤪

That is one of many phrases I'm not allowed to say because... it's just so wrong coming out of your mouth. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.🤪

Splits, too? Or just the Na na na nanana part?
 
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